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skimming the milk

1. Verb. The process of using ones elbows to achieve clitoral stimulation.
My elbows are sore from skimming the milk on Ben's mom.
by bama jammer July 27, 2006
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just keep swimming

The title of the infamous annoying song from the movie "Finding Nemo." You repeat it over and over until you piss everyone off.
"Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming! What do you do? We swim, swim. Ho ho ho ho! I love to swim! When you want to swim..."
by Alyssa January 23, 2004
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simping

when someones im their feelings aka when theyre sad
ally: nigga why you playing that sad music for?
dude: shut up ally, im simping
by dirty dej July 26, 2016
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swimming

BEST FUCKING SPORT IN THE WOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDD!!!! IT GETS SO YOU SO IN SHAPE ITS CRAZZZZZZZZY. EVEN THOUGH ITS HARD AS A MADRE, ITS STILL AMAZING AND ITS WHAT I LIVE FOR. being who think swimming is a wuss sport have some GINORMUS up their ASSSSSSSSS! swim is FUCKING AMAZINGGGGGGG AND ANYBODY WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS A FATASS WHO IS TOO LAZY TO DO A SPORT AS CHALLENGING AS SWIMMING.
hott guy: wow, look at that hottie over thier...shes crazy in shape...i kind of want ot mad sex with her. wow she MUST BE A SWIMMER!
by ASH B. February 9, 2005
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skimming

A way that Pat takes money from the cashiers till and costs the club revenue. Usually means going through a bottle every thirty minutes, taking one out of every 8 drafts, and one out of every thirty shots. Roughly costs about $150 a night. Also known as a great way to consider it severance pay and to take the train.
Why did you fire the bartender pat? He was skimming.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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shimming

using your fingers to make a woman feel tighter
Ya, she is loose as hell, so I've just been shimming it.
by meatplate May 1, 2011
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swimming tim

A drink, specifically a shot containing the semen and sperm of a man named Tim.
Trixie: Hi, my name is Trixie.
Tim: Cool, can I make you a swimmin' Tim?
by a bud February 17, 2005
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