Simperior

Simpler than EVERYTHING, the opposite of Superior

"Dude, those instructions are pretty simple, one would almost say.... Simperior!"

by Bargon March 2, 2010

summer reflux

The condition of not caring, sleeping in, and having every day blend together during the summer. This condition has also been known to infect college freshman all year round.

MASON: Dude, I missed grad rehearsal again because I woke up at 1. What am I going to do?
BOBBIE: Grad practice is tomorrow, man. You've got serious summer reflux.

by Crazy4Summer June 3, 2010

Summer chicken

When you get too old and are no longer a spring chicken but not yet a fall chicken

My lady ain't no spring chicken no more, but she's still my summer chicken

by Zonnie January 1, 2017

Summer Bae

Your bae for the summer, Mostly for summer events (i.e Parties, Hanging out with friends or Swimming ect.) Summer baes are only baes for summer break. Normally two people who are good friends and don't want to be lonely for summer but not looking for anything serious.

"Dude it's almost summer break and you don't have a bae yet"
"I know man, I am going to ask Carly to be my summer bae"

by Andrew412 July 26, 2016

Simferg

A boy usually of the lighter brown complexion. He has a way about himself that is just amazing. Usually ones best friend and extremely easy to talk to. An instant chick magnet, and has a massive penis.

Damn. When i grow up i wanna be a Simferg!

by IcySavageFrm443 April 3, 2017

Summerdawn

SummerDawn is anyone who has her summers off. She's the most responsible, punctual, and highly organized teacher/school nurse/etc. most of the year but come June to August, she's a wild woman. In January, you'll see her carpooling her kids (and her neighbor's kids and their neighbor's kids) to soccer and dance classes after she gets off work, leading Girl Scouts meetings, and organizing the local fundraisers (all of them). She's the teetotaler of the group and always goes home before anyone else. If you cut her off in the street, she'll not only honk at you but she'll probably call your mom, too (yes, she has her digits). But come July, you'll find her wasted in a flamingo floatie in the pool. A night out could last until—gasp!—midnight! She might even entertain a weekend getaway WITHOUT her kids. But make no mistake, she's still checking her mail and balancing her checkbook on the daily.

Guy #1: Do you see that hot chick dancing on the bar over there? She looked like my little brother's teacher.
Guy #2: Yeah, that is his teacher. Wait...did she just take her top off?

Guy #3: Yep, his teacher's a SummerDawn.

by mcolette212 June 13, 2017

Simpering simpleton

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl

Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!

by CharlESee June 28, 2022