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steam bench

A steam bench located outside of the dorm Read at Indiana University Bloomington. It is a spot to get extremely ripped with your friends, but be careful because tons of cops lurk there at night looking to feed on young, innocent college boys and girls.
Brendan: I just picked up a gram from curry 2!
Jared: Where should we smoke it?
Eric: Lets go to the steam bench!
Alex: Thats a great idea, hopefully officer Dan doesnt catch us
Eddie: I'll bring Mary Poppins
by alexmace November 24, 2011
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steamed beaver

When you find a beaver and steam it up nice and good, then dip it in some mayonnaise.
I'ma gonna eat me a steamed beaver.
by Hocobo June 11, 2015
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Steam Workshop

Where the best (or worst) user-created items go for Steam games such as Team Fortress 2 and Gmod.
Guy 1: Hey, you saw that one taunt for Medic on the Steam Workshop?
Guy 2: Yeah, along with some crappy FNAF fanboy's fanfic-mod thing. Yeck.
by ForgedBro1987 October 24, 2015
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Steamrail

The females's answer to the houdini:
In a steamy shower, the man holds onto the shower rail (or top of the glass panel depending on the shower) and bends forward. The woman wanks the man from behind.
The woman, unbeknownst to the man, then swaps places with a secondary man and slips out of the shower, under the cover of steam.
Man #2 proceeds to wank off man #1 and himself.
The woman then wipes away the steam from the glass (or pulls back the curtain) to reveal herself.

Man #2 then fucks man #1 in the ass, or if you will, "rails" him.
I had such a good birthday surprise last night, my girlfriend got me a "steamrail" from that top knot guy from the bar.
by Mulvadolores July 16, 2016
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Steampiped

The act of vaping then giving your significant other a blowjob, blowing the smoker into the urethra and letting the smoke come out making it look like a steam pipe on a train.
"Yo Stacy steampiped me."
by novahyper34 August 31, 2020
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Steam

The gaming platform that pretty much every Chad PC gamer uses.
Friend: Dude, I installed Steam 3 days ago and I've gotten laid 25 times already.
Me: Yeah, I've had it for 7 years and got laid 843 times, and that was 9 hours after I got it.
Friend: Sweet.
by sinnamon64 December 30, 2020
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Steam Deck Air

The hot air that blows out of a Steam Deck once you play a game with performance that is high for the portable device.

This will happen very frequently, and the allure of the hot Steam Deck Air can be very compelling. Most times you will let it blow on your face like a mini air dryer, or in more known cases, inhale it. It is unknown what the effects are of frequent inhalation of Steam Deck Air.
Holly: So like… does your Steam Deck always have a fan running loudly?

Quinton: Yeah, it’s pretty common for a portable device that plays very demanding games. *aggressively inhales the Steam Deck Air*

Holly: What the fuck are you doing?

Quinton: I can’t get enough of this shit. You want a whiff?
by Chuds McGee October 14, 2022
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