shlowdinger binger

binge watching jschlatt while ding dong ditching someone

I am a shlowdinger binger.

by Xpspsx May 29, 2023

Schlonging

Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.

In that moment she was schlonging so hard for David her panties started to moisten

by Lucius Darko June 10, 2023

Shlorking

A word used by men to tell a woman if they're about to ejaculate a bucket of sperm

"I'm about to shlork, get ready!"
"I'm shlorking!"

by Mootegotboot July 21, 2023

schlongingdingle

german term for deez nutz

big schlongingdingle

by joanbiden August 2, 2024

Shagging

The process of sexual intercourse following courtship. Originates from the Swiss valley of Lötschental where bachelors known as Tschäggättä are said to have roamed the valley looking for single women to court.

Tschäggättä find die Madli dies abig or in English 'the bachelors are shagging the girls tonight'

by International_biscuit September 17, 2023

Shlooding

Verb,

The act of taking a bloody shit and/or shitting blood.

"What's taking so long in there?"
"Bro I'm shlooding it hurts so bad!"

by KyrenShat May 6, 2024

schlooging

Urinating in someone’s sexual reproductive organ or rectum.

“I was schlooging with that girl last night”

by pizzaguy27 May 7, 2024