shitpicker

Someone who picks shit out of his/her ass.

Shade7x is a shitpicker.

by Apocalypse420 August 11, 2003

Shitpiece

What Josh refers to anytime something doesn’t work quite like how he wants. A greater insult than piece of shit.

“Call of duty is such a shitpiece, it never works”

by Cheezus rice March 7, 2021

shitpotfull

A very large quantity, somewhat more than a crapload.

"My old roommate had a shitpotfull of old porno mags."

by Jeremy Mofo October 25, 2007

shittitude

a horrible demeanor and outlook on everything

She's the first hot girl I know without a shittitude!

by Trey el Jefe June 22, 2008

Shititasking

The act of taking a shit whilst working, surfing the interwebs, watching porn, or generally utilizing a web enabled device during the act of taking a dump.

"Are you gonna be outta the bathroom soon!!?!"
"I'm shititasking! I have to email this client before I wipe!"

by Hurling Words April 5, 2010

Shit Pit

When a group of friends release unrelenting shit talk upon one another in a joking or comedic fashion

David: "Ahahaa but Aaron cant get any pussy!"
*laughter*
Aaron: "Shut the fuck up I had a bitch on my dick last night?"
Tony: "Is that what you classify as a bitch? Was her dick bigger than yours?"
*laughter*
Aaron: "What do you classify as a bitch Tony? Your hand?"
*laughter*
Tony: "Shut up you little shit"
David: "Dammmnn its like you can personally witness Aaron's balls finally dropping"
(Lisa walks in with groceries bags from the store)
Lisa: "Aaron how does puberty feel"
*laughter*
Aaron: "Welcome to the shit pit Lisa, did you just get back from sucking major cock?"
*laughter*

by Kilimino February 13, 2015

shittity

The quality of being shitty. Used as a noun.

The shittity of Chris had me wondering that if Jerome didn't have sex with his mother, none of this would have happened.

by EpicRawl March 8, 2018