john sherlock

A three foot long turd weighing more than 200 pounds

I hadn't shit in a week so Sunday I took a John Sherlock

by Pops3423 August 6, 2017

Mia sherlock

The most best and prettiest girl there is! she has blonde hair and blue eyes and is the most selfless and flawless girl out there.

Guys look there is mia Sherlock god i wish i was like her

by Madison_bischa May 28, 2021

no shit sherlock

used when someone states something very obvious, meaning "well obviously dumbass"

guy 1 - i skipped most of the questions on the exam, i will get a bad mark!!
guy 2 - no shit sherlock

by jiyeung March 31, 2019

no shit sherlock

use when stating something painfully obvious. also, this definition is true and true throughout the years.

yeah, no shit sherlock

by Lil barnacles #1 fan September 20, 2021

No shit sherlock

When a random dumbass says some shit that you already know

Dude: It's raining
Dude 2: No shit sherlock

by OwO what up February 11, 2022

No shit, Sherlock

Captain obvious

"I made him cry didn't I?"

"No shit, Sherlock"

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

shellacking

Adding the band Shellac to a play-list of someone who would never listen to this noise band from Chicago;especially in Pandora or other online stations using the add variety button to change their musical mix.

I totally Shellacked her Drake mix; she had no idea what that noise was.

I was shellacking everybody's Pandora playlists at work and they were all freaking out over the noise.

by Chicago Bob September 25, 2010