Share blip

Hitting the 'share with social network' button when you meant to hit something completely different.

I was just zooming in to see the hideous floral embroidery on a pair of over sized granny knickers and wondering who on earth would buy such an item, when I accidently made a hideous share blip.

by kerfoofle March 23, 2011

share and compare

When you and one or more friends, whip out your dicks and share and compare them with each other.

The party was crazy. Me, Zach, jake, Michael, and Will played share and compare.

by Guacamolenibbapenis April 28, 2019

Shit share

The act of one person taking a shit into another persons pants, once the deposit is made fresh, the “shitee”then thanks the “shitter” pulls up his or her pants and goes about their day with grace and poise....

Tod yelled in to his friend Kyle, “ shit me brah “...! I needs me a “shit share” pronto compadre!

by Little g money January 28, 2021

sharing a microscope

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.

Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!

by macroscope December 03, 2011

power sharing

The act of two or more men in the shower at the gym giving each other their power. Usually this shared through parts of their body in another persons part of their body. It isn't gay.

Those two dudes in the shower are doing some pretty impressive power sharing.

by HalfwaySandwich March 08, 2016

Wife-sharing

That's like a cultural thing...

Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

sharing the wang

Two or more people sexually stimulating a penis, either orally or with their hands.

Janine and Lynne didn't want to take turns with Emmett, so they settled on sharing the wang.

by Saranghae19 June 01, 2011