shampooitis

Pronounced sham-poo-eye-tiss

The feeling of shampoo going in your eyes. The I sounds the same as the word eye, and the tiss represents the stinging sensation when shampoo goes in the eyes.

Argh crap! I got shampooitis!! arrgh it burns!!

by L337Z1LL4 March 4, 2010

Shampoo Paedo

a sexual predator who preys on young children in the bath or shower

A young boy was attacked by a shampoo paedo when in his bathtub last weekend

by MrGinge10 September 19, 2010

Shampooing the Carpet

When a young man pulls out and ejaculates all over a young lady's unkempt pubic hair.

Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.

by Kitty St.George May 24, 2011

Dry shampoo

The action of pouring shampoo into ones vagina, letting it dry, and acting as birth control, if you want it removed, boil some water, pour it into ones vagina, and wait for it to unthaw

I can’t believe your having sex with him, it’s time for dry shampoo

by BowlOfSpaghetti March 24, 2020

Sacramento Shampoo

The act of shooting a load of semen into a woman or man's hair in the shower substituting for normal shampoo.

Girl: *Shower running* "Honey I'm out of shampoo!".

Man: "No worries hunny bunny,get on your knee's and get ready for a load of Sacramento Shampoo".

by APeezy_UK54 November 20, 2010

Shampoo Effect

The effect when you drink alcohol the day after getting extremely drunk and it only takes you a quarter of the amount of alcohol to get you equally as drunk as the night before.

The shampoo effect really got Brittney tonight, she only had one shot and now she is peeing in the refrigerator!!

by slevin20 January 2, 2011

mud shampoo

The act of pissing on a girl's hair to wet it, then proceeding to take a shit on her head and massage into hair with your butt/groin region.

Last night that chick asked for a mud shampoo! How crazy is that?!

by 'Murica April 19, 2011