Sob Session

Essentially crying.

Spending a period of time/session on crying

When I person is sad they might have a sob session
Person A: I feel really bummed out atm

Person B: watch some cry porn, it will give you a sob session
by Eloquent Puma May 15, 2018
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Balti Session

When a group of guys make a circle around a balti(bucket) and jerk off into it.
Hey guys lets go to mukhs, hes having a balti session
by m1234s March 09, 2015
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Bang Session

The production of music with a blunt object by banging the object on a loud doodad during a particular event.
She and I had a rather nice bang session at the parade.
by BangSession November 12, 2014
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Reddit Sessions

When me and the boys all group up and rate porn
Me: Let’s have a Reddit Sessions
The boys: Okay, what do you want to start with
Me: Idk, gay.
by Cokecokk December 27, 2021
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Power Session

Extremely vigorous and repeated acts of sexual conquest that are generally fueled by some combination of rage, pent up aggression, Red Bull and/or the White Horse. Definitively more forceful and aggressive than just banging, slamming, or plowing, a power session is multiple acts of sexual mastery generally leading to legendary status for the individual.
Jimmy: Yo, did you hear all that noise coming out of that room down the hall? Sounds like a bear was let loose.

Bobby: Yea, that’s just some dude giving his chick a power session.
by davidgilmorinoregon June 05, 2015
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secret sessions

this term is used to describe people who get hand picked from taylor swift herself to come and listen to her new album at her house a month before its released. people would DIE to go to a secret session it is truly the best life experience for a swiftie in the universe.
EXAMPLE 1:
isabella “sarah i can finally tell you that i was invited to the secret sessions”

sarah “omg girl NO WAY i would die!! you’re so lucky”

EXAMPLE 2:
audrey “ugh i can’t believe i wasn’t invited to the secret sessions i’m so sad

ed “its okay you might get invited next year!!”
by imonswiftstantwitter July 16, 2019
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