Selfie-Aholic

A Selfie-Aholic is usually found with a smartphone glued to ones hand And making a duck face or some other type of face. Most selfie-aholics are 12-25ish. More and more teenage girls are becoming addicted as we speak. They tend to spend a lot of time on twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat.

Person 1: "Why does that girl keep making really fucked up faces like that? Is she okay??"

Person 2: *looks over at the girl and sees the iPhone she's grasping onto. * "Ah no.. It seems she is a selfie-Aholic".

Selfie-Aholic by Mermaid😘 March 27, 2015

Selfie stick 

Something you could find a way to beat somebody with.

Jeff beat the guy unconscious with a selfie stick for trying to kidnap him.

Selfie stick by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Selfie-Fever 

Obsess with taking selfies of yourself. Taking selfies everyday and night. Never camera shy. Never say no to taking a selfie.

They take so many selfies last night on Instagram! The Kardashians have the case of Selfie-Fever.
The popular girls have the extreme case of Selfie-Fever. It is snowing, and I have the extreme case of Selfie Fever. I look really great in the snow!

Selfie-Fever by TheUrbanGirlNextDoor November 3, 2014

Selfie Jacket 

The act of implicating one's self in a criminal case by creating a YouTube rap video boasting of self-involvement in said criminal case.

Bro 1: “Bruh that dude makin paper from fake PUI claims caught a case big time”

Bro 2: “Aye what did homeboy expect after posting his Selfie Jacket on the corner of front street and YouTube dumbass”.

Selfie Jacket by ThugGuzzler December 19, 2020

Selfie-conscious

When you're trying to take a selfie in public but fear other people are staring at you

"I want to take a selfie but I'm feeling a bit selfie-conscious"

Selfie-conscious by Emogen October 24, 2014

selfie position 

It starts with a normal selfie, with one arm in view, holding your phone in front of you. You then bend at the hips so you chest is parallel to the ground, thus your non-existent boobs are hanging. Is usually accompanied by pushing your butt out to look like you have an ass. And to top it off, take the hand you are not using, and cover your mouth, while making your eyes big like you are about to be kidnapped. Finish with a stupid caption about your smile, and done, you just did the selfie position.

Usually done by young whores who think they are the shit because they have had 15+ boyfriends in two years.

Girl #1 - Oh my fucking god, Susan keeps doing that stupid pose and complaining about her goddamn smile! And people keep liking that shit!
Girl #2 - Dude, its the selfie position. Chest down, butt out, hand on mouth!

selfie position by laxer3131 December 5, 2013

Selfie Wednesday

An excuse to take more selfies on Wednesday- usually 'celebrated' on twitter or Instagram.

X just took 54 more selfies on Instagram to celebrate 'selfie Wednesday'.

Selfie Wednesday by NaomiUkirichu June 12, 2013