ashyleptic seizure

ah-shee-LEP-tick SEE-zh-ur (noun)

an occurance that occurs when ashy reads JESAUS and somersaults off their chair and dies.

harper: *types jesaus*
ash: *has ashyleptic seizure*

later, at the funeral:

ria: "wtf happened?"
harper, in tears of laughter: "they had an ashyleptic seizure"

by trashy._ash December 15, 2020

seizure legs

After you've ran over 5 miles and are standing still with your legs having a seizure.

Look at Johnny over there with his seizure legs.
He ran 10 miles!

by Vectorzip August 21, 2017

Phone Seizure

1. When you're in a group chat and your phone won't vibrating

2. When your best friend is annoying and won't stop texting you

Having another phone seizure

by tamowl July 30, 2016

seizure pleizure

Violently convulsing during sex (as if you were having a seizure), providing an amazing extended orgasm for your partner.

My man was so wild in bed he gave me that seizure pleizure.

by Horndog 94 September 3, 2022

Hump Seizure

the common female or male orgasm or climax

steph: “Joe make me hump serizure tonight”
Joe: “I got you babe”

hump seizure: common climax

by humpseizure September 14, 2018

grandmom seizure

When an old lady loses her shit. Actions involve cat-lady tourettes, throwing hair up in rollers, shaking canes, and the ever popular, "back in my day."

Origin of word: grammatical ignorance

Think Madea; she had a grandmom seizure

by GrimmWolfe August 22, 2017

Seizure face

Seizure face, a friendly and overly enthusiastic person that gets excited over small events. A seizure face will breathe in and out heavily and rock head back and forth, the eyes will widen and a happy yet dazed look will come across the face.

person: "OMG its christmas tomorrow"
seizure face: *breathes in and out heavily and rocks head back and forth in excitement*

by hollie <3 TJ February 23, 2011