ah-shee-LEP-tick SEE-zh-ur (noun)
an occurance that occurs when ashy reads JESAUS and somersaults off their chair and dies.
an occurance that occurs when ashy reads JESAUS and somersaults off their chair and dies.
harper: *types jesaus*
ash: *has ashyleptic seizure*
later, at the funeral:
ria: "wtf happened?"
harper, in tears of laughter: "they had an ashyleptic seizure"
ash: *has ashyleptic seizure*
later, at the funeral:
ria: "wtf happened?"
harper, in tears of laughter: "they had an ashyleptic seizure"
by trashy._ash December 15, 2020
Get the ashyleptic seizuremug. by Vectorzip August 21, 2017
Get the seizure legsmug. 1. When you're in a group chat and your phone won't vibrating
2. When your best friend is annoying and won't stop texting you
2. When your best friend is annoying and won't stop texting you
by tamowl July 30, 2016
Get the Phone Seizuremug. Violently convulsing during sex (as if you were having a seizure), providing an amazing extended orgasm for your partner.
by Horndog 94 September 3, 2022
Get the seizure pleizuremug. by humpseizure September 14, 2018
Get the Hump Seizuremug. When an old lady loses her shit. Actions involve cat-lady tourettes, throwing hair up in rollers, shaking canes, and the ever popular, "back in my day."
Origin of word: grammatical ignorance
Origin of word: grammatical ignorance
by GrimmWolfe August 22, 2017
Get the grandmom seizuremug. Seizure face, a friendly and overly enthusiastic person that gets excited over small events. A seizure face will breathe in and out heavily and rock head back and forth, the eyes will widen and a happy yet dazed look will come across the face.
person: "OMG its christmas tomorrow"
seizure face: *breathes in and out heavily and rocks head back and forth in excitement*
seizure face: *breathes in and out heavily and rocks head back and forth in excitement*
by hollie <3 TJ February 23, 2011
Get the Seizure facemug.