Scrotal clamps

Two cup-shaped linked objects that squeeze testicles together.

Scrotal clamps are often ornamental items for the mantlepiece or the deep freezer, where these inconspicious items - often silver - hauntingly nest.

Gentlemen that prefer S&M discreetly can wear them during tight business meetings to further enhance humiliation.

Or as punishment for a torn förhudsros or lost precious kandelbär.

"Darling will you get me an egg cup - no not my scrotal clamps - just an egg cup please?"

"He squirmed as he realised the scrotal clamps were fresh from the freezer".

"Like acupuncture, his tight scrotal clamps helped him overcome being fired."
"Worn out förhudsros and heavy kandelbär - he realised he might as well enjoy some scrotal clamps at brunch."

by Snurrgurkan May 18, 2009

scootable

Scootable (adjective): The quality of being so irresistible or enticing that one simply must scoot over to it, be it a delectable dessert, a hilarious meme, or a tantalizing sale at your favorite store. It's like a siren song, but for your butt on a wheeled contraption.

Feeling like a human version of Hungry Hungry Hippos, she couldn't resist the scootable allure of the all-you-can-eat dessert buffet.

by NyxLabs January 28, 2024

Scrotal dew

Testicular sweat. Moisture in the groin area caused by activity or wool pants.

"I worked out for 2 hours this morning, and my shorts are soaked with scrotal dew".

by MstrMike August 29, 2013

scrotality

similar to brutality ... when a persons own verbal, physical or mental bollocks are inflicted or threatened towards another party i such a way as to cause "scrotality" with intent to harm, defraud or cause suffering to another ...

the way he dealt with the matter like that was sheer brutal bollocks , complete scrotality. how dare that scrote inflict his bollocks views on people so brutally

by schizoprenia isnt lonely February 8, 2014

scroble

Common misspelling of scrobble

Man, I scrobled my whole music library!

by CurlyCat April 13, 2016

scrotal shot

When you make a cup using your ball sack, pour a shot in and then a friend drinks the shot.

Mate, that scrotal shot got me so drunk last night.

by Dr.A-double July 27, 2016

scrotal slap

Noun. The sound that is produced from the collision of any surface or object against the scrotal skin surrounding the testicles.

You can hear several scrotal slaps as Clint Eastwood initiates his morning jog.

by Sir Caseingsworth July 23, 2017