scambaiter

Someone who leads on a internet scammer in order to waste their time and resources.

The mugu had no idea that his victim was actually a scambaiter.

by Willy Stroker March 20, 2005

Egg Scrambler

The act of taking a bong rip, and before blowing it out, the individual hits a balloon with two nitrous whippits cracked into it.

The term was invented immediately following the come down of the nitrous by the pioneer who did it.

The 'Egg Scrambler' obviously refers to what happens to your brain after doing this moronic activity.

"Bill, I'm really craving some scrambled eggs. Could you find the egg scrambler and make me some?"

"Sure thing, honey. Take a hit off this bong and suck on this balloon. Maybe it will make you less retarded."

by GBE064OTF February 1, 2014

2 o'clock scramble

The act of trying to pair up with someone quickly at the end of a bar / club night, especially when drunk. Kind of like sexual musical chairs. Also known as a 1:59er.

Kelley: What happened to Camilla last night? I thought she was going with us to the Waffle House?

Jamison: Nah, she got picked up in the 2 o'clock scramble by that guy she was dancing with all night.

Kelley: Eeew! The balding one?

Jamison: Yep! I bet she won't be happy when she wakes up next to him!!!!

by tryingtogetleid April 14, 2009

Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012

Scam Artist

The person who creates and runs a scam. The mastermind behind the operation but is also often the scammer who actually caries out the con or swindle.

"He's a fricken' scam artist and I wouldn't trust him with a dead fly."

by Grund1e September 1, 2006

SCAMerica

What America seems to be morphing into where virtually everyone is trying to pull some type of SCAM on other people - all seemingly without repercussion.

Only Enron and Worldcom could happen in SCAMerica.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

fag the scam

Similar to "queer the deal;" to somehow cock up a flawless plan with stupidity and/or incompetence.

I was all set to take that girl home last night, but her fat friend managed to fag the scam.

Ross had everything lined up to buy a house, but the bank found out he was broke and fagged the scam.

by Hank Bennet October 6, 2009