Scruffy J

The act of grabbing another unsuspecting person's testicles from behind and ripping them towards you, usually resulting in a loss of pubic hair.

*Twunny gives Birdman a Scruffy J*
Birdman: OUCH!!


Twunny: Dude, I just gave Birdman the biggest Scruffy J ever!
Hoppy: Yeah now you might wanna think about cleaning the pubes out of your hand

by thehoppinator March 16, 2009

Scruffocate

-To prevent the respiration of a human being by suffocating them with a big, stretchy, sweaty scrotum.

-Suffocation by use of a scrotum

I will scruffocate you if you don't stop talking.

by n00bsauce2010 June 14, 2011

Scruffington

A portmanteau nickname given by Pirates of the Caribbean fans to James Norrington in 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest'. Coupling of 'scuffy' and 'Norrington'.

Can also refer to a male character who, while once quite clean, devolves into a 'scruffy' look. Said character is usually from a story set in a past time period, but doesn't always have to be.

Damn, I didn't notice him in his powdered wig in the first movie, but now Scruffington is really hot!

by Aleitheia December 19, 2013

schaffnit

Very nice people and don’t usually go to fancy places love horses and animals in all the best family you’ll ever meet

Schaffnit I wish my girl was a Schaffnit my Gil’s a plain old rhino

by Slime sisters 101 January 21, 2018

Scrufflord

Anyone who self identifies as a Femboy and/or a Furry

"Kyle I am a Scrufflord. I've always known bill, I've always known"

by I_Love_Fat_Corn_Nutz December 19, 2022

Gage Schaffer

Gage Schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. He who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. Women, money, luck, friends, etc. No matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.

Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..

by Tikkitz April 17, 2011

Poo scruffs

The scruffs left behind on the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a massive dump.

Eden: " HOLY BAJEEBERS! Aziza those are some pretty big poo scruffs you left there"
Aziza "I know.. but last time you took a shit i had to scrub it all off.. "
Eden: *tilts head in shame the looks up to the sky with fists in the air* "CURSE YOU POO SCRUFFS!!"

by Yigida June 18, 2011