by Herpesbacon January 26, 2017
by keksexual July 15, 2018
A reference to building house plots on the game " Manor Lords " wherein a house plot tapers down slowly on one end to spoof the placement of an outhouse that is seen on every house plot thus placing the " Shitter " an unreasonable distance from the house. It is as if a man would have to tread through the highlands just to take a shit.
by OutermostGold October 03, 2022
Scottish people are the coolest people in the uk they are also the coolest people in the whole world
person- hello where are you from?
Scottish person- am from the best country in the world.
person- ohh your from scotland.
Scottish person- am from the best country in the world.
person- ohh your from scotland.
by Slaybaddiequeen August 23, 2022
When a male of the human species puts whipped cream on the tip of his genitalia and then inserts the penal shaft into the mouth of a sleeping victim. This is to be done gently so the victim does not wake, and the purpose of the whipped cream is to cover up the taste of semen.
Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck
by biznatch8==D July 21, 2008
Your English so you cant have your own parliament, but you can spend £400,000,000 on a spanking new one for the Scots.
by Billy November 05, 2004
The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.
by General Hugh G. Rection November 09, 2009