scottish headmask 

The scottish headmask is when the scrotum is wrapped around a girls face, and the penis is beat on her head like a drum.

"Man, I gave this chick the scottish headmask the other day, and it gave her a headache!"

scottish headmask by Kevin Scruggs February 17, 2007

Scottish Pixie 

Petite scottish lass that has men drooling with love and devotion, all the day long, especially at rhino bar. Can be spotted easily from afar by huge green eyes and masses of wild black hair. The more scottish the pixie the more likely it is to be causing mischief than non-scottish varieties. Extreme scottish pixies often can be found teaching foreigners the highland fling on rooftops and outside music festivals.

Why is everyone doing the highland fling? And why are all the men drooling with love and devotion? Oh thats right there was just a scottish pixie here.

Scottish Pixie by awesomely cooooooooool person February 24, 2010

"Scottish Zen Samurai" 

"Scottish Zen Samurai" - A collection of poems by Scottish poet, author, playwright, James Morrison, published by Immediate Arts, 2007.

"Scottish Zen Samurai" - James Morrison's poetry collection, is influenced by Rimbaud, Dylan Thomas, surrealism, stream of consciousness writing, and Zen Buddhism.

"Scottish Zen Samurai" by Immediate Arts July 23, 2007

scottish nazi party

Another name for the fascist hate group known as the Scottish national party this group has a bigot as a leader and wishes to destroy my grand nation (UK) and is so misguided thinks the EU is good

Vote Scottish Nazi Party to end the evil empire of the UK

Normal person: fuck no

scottish nazi party by DuncsGaming December 4, 2013

Scottish Piledriver

When an erect male jumps off a bar table and lands his penis perfectly in either the vagina or anus of a passed out drunk female on the ground.

"Bro I just spiked that girls drink. I'm gonna Scottish Piledriver her later."

Scottish Piledriver by Dirty ballz December 2, 2013

scottish bedwarmer 

A major fart.

Who needs an electric blanket when I have her scottish bedwarmers?

scottish bedwarmer by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Scottish Milkshake 

The act of mixing semen, coffee, and whiskey together and then chugging it with your butthole.

Old Pete got so wasted last night, the bloody fool recieved a scottish milkshake.

Oh Bloody hell! Not a scottish milkshake!

Scottish Milkshake by skeetskeetboomboom April 30, 2009