schluckered

Extremely drunk

He doesn’t need anything else to drink, he’s already schluckered!

by Lady Archibal March 8, 2025

Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016

amber schmamber

Love you amby 😘😍🤞🔐-Ian a

Your sooo pretty amby and gorgeous love youuuuu amber schmamber

by I am beast 1 August 11, 2019

Caitlin Schabacker

Worlds most perfect person
Beautiful blonde with beautiful blue eyes. A body of a goddess and a personality that is greater than all others. Everyone wishes they could be her.

“Do you know Caitlin Schabacker?”
“OMG are you talking about the worlds most perfect person? Peyton Harvey was telling me how bad she wishes she was her. Too bad she’s too fat and ugly! No plastic surgery will ever get her even close to Caitlin’s beauty!”

by Mostperfectperson April 7, 2022

Miss Schabacker

A beautiful stunning young middle school teacher, always dressing up nicely and has a charming smile. She has the most mesmerizing deep emerald green eyes, angelic voice, smooth perfect skin, and beautiful dark black hair. She has a loyal, sweet, kind, honest personality, Miss Schabacker will always make sure to check up on you and she will never fail to put a smile on your face. She has a cute laugh and a warm contagious smile. The way she moves and the flow of her hair is so captivating and attractive, it’ll make you forget what you were learning in her class. She will hypnotize you with those gorgeous green eyes and make you fall in love harder for her. She is a kind soul when you are on her hood side, but can be rude and sassy when you’re on her bad side, so don't ever disrespect or annoy her. She loves all her students equally, but there’s one particular student who gets her attention the most. This female pupil is very quiet in her class, doesn’t show much emotions, and is mysterious. She always has a serious cold-hearted look on her face, but it’s really just her resting normal face. Miss Schabacker also finds her sweet, caring, and thoughtful because of the act of kindness the student has. If you ever come across Miss Schabacker, just know it was a gift from God and you are lucky to have her in your life.

*Miss S just existing*

Boy Student: Woah, is that our new teacher? She is fineeee

Girl student: Holy crap, I was not expecting Miss Schabacker to look so different than I expected. She is so pretty and perfect..

by re4l.l1fe.isnt.f41r January 15, 2023

Do the Schalker

To "do the Schalker," also known as the "Gelsenkirchen Goodbye" (GG), is a specific act of street violence, commonly attributed to FC Schalke 04 Hooligans, which involves brutally kicking a person after they are already on the ground and defenseless. The act itself has no direct connection to the sport of football, but is rather a form of assault often triggered by something as innocuous as the victim taking a photograph.

I thought it was a parade and wanted to take pictures, but they were Schalke Hools who shoved me to the ground and were about to do the Schalker.

by Wenning October 14, 2025