triangle scheme

A pyramid scheme whose execution isn't good enough to deserve a third dimension.

That new thing on the internet is such an obvious triangle scheme.

by trustworthy_triangle_schemer March 30, 2023

Pussy Laundering Scheme

A fictitious activity used to impress a potential mate

"Rick is out with his latest Pussy Laundering Scheme, telling girls about his soup kitchen for stray dogs

by Stevemadden November 13, 2017

Scooby-Doo Scheme

An organized plan or sequence of events that is incredibly unrealistic or over-the-top for the objective it is attempting to achieve.

-Derived from the antagonists of the popular children’s cartoon franchise “Scooby-Doo”, whom usually go about their malicious plans by dressing up as a monster and scaring people in outlandish ways.

“Did you hear about those firefighters that were arrested for locking a bunch of orphans in a burning building and then save them for a publicity stunt? What a ‘Scooby-Doo Scheme!’”

by Wayoftheredpanda December 24, 2019

scemo

basically a kid who is considered to be both emo AND scene.

that kid is so scemo, he straightens his hair AND listens to Taking Back Sunday.

by jetsett May 14, 2006

schmeowf

A combonation of the word "meow" and "smurf"

did you suspend five familes from doctor waterfalls fireplace?

Schmeowf?

by Justin Wayne Nabors December 25, 2007

Schemp

A some-what common German last name. Pronounced Shemp. Silent C.

You know that guy Schemp from the Three Stooges?

by CharlieAnn March 7, 2010

Schmeow Cow

A purple cow that screams when it walks into a bar

A schmeow cow walked into a bar and went "AHHHH!!!"

by Schmeow Cow August 11, 2011