Smeef

Smeef :verb:
The male equivalent to a queef; a burst of air that escapes from the tip of the penis unexpectedly; usually at the most inconvenient and awkward moments.

“Oh no! Did you just smeef?”
“ Just as she started getting handsy, I smeefed and ruined the moment.”
“ If you queef, I’ll Smeef baby”

by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023

Yeetus Sceetus

Easier way of starting a sentence

"Yeetus Sceetus, Jase has a small penis!"

by DADDY SKWOMP May 20, 2019

Scenefucker

Amusing, obnoxious entity found in natural habitat on the TJ's of newport message-board. Dislikes many, many people.

"Fine, fuck it, I'm quitting my band and never gonna pick up a guitar again. Why? Because Scenefucker was mean to me!"

by Dory March 27, 2003

scelfo

someone who always fights for what they believe in and never gives up.

wow now that kid is a real scelfo, its the ninth ining and where down by 5 runs, but yet he still thinks we can come back.

by black mamboo August 8, 2008

Steefle

To lovingly, sensually or passionately carress an inanimate object. In proper context the object should resemble an animate form of some kind.

"Billy, stop steefling that statue and get over here."

"I warned you about steefling the food mixer."

"The sculpture is lovely, Winston- but I'm overcome by an urge to steefle it."

by Tehwin May 23, 2003

sneef

An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.

"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*

by talala December 14, 2008

Smeef

Smelly beef

It's like uncanned smeef all over my expectations

by Tree-Line February 26, 2013