Scarfoodle

A honey-brown skin toned boy without an opinion. They often have devastating effects in social situations and dislike partying with hot blonde chicks. They typically own and wear leopard skin robes whenever they can. They talk big and pretend they're equivalent to hugh hefner when in reality women find it disgusting to be their playmates. Although their poonness may supersede any hope for successful social interaction, his unfortunate happenstances make us all laugh and we wouldn't look so cool without them.

- god damnit scarfoodle
- that scarfoodle just quadroodle jizzippled all over the bathroom
- 3 beers! you just beat the scarfoodle record
- i think im gunna pull a scarfoodle the next time patty murphy is on.

by Zingbabba October 14, 2011

scamfie

a selfie with a scammer

Let's take a scamfie with that scammer!

by Lvicek97 April 19, 2019

Cock Scarf

A piece of fabric that can be wrapped around the penis, the main purpose it to keep it warm and prevent it from shrivelling due to the cold

Stephen "Hey it's so cold my willy has shrunk to the size of an acorn"

Albert "Dude you should use a cock scarf, it will keep your dinkle warm and keep it a normal size"

Stephen "That sounds like a great idea"

by miaomatt November 14, 2009

Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

by Tom January 10, 2005

scarfing

the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax

karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt

by jackass February 20, 2005

Sausage Scarf

The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis

1.) Things were getting hot and heavy until he showed me his sausage scarf.

2.) As if I didn't already have the hots for the butcher, it was over once he showed me his sausage scarf.

by SF720 September 11, 2015

AIR SCARF

When a person passes gas while wearing a longer jacket that covers the buttox. This causes the hot gas to rise inside the jacket and escape around the neck and face area like an invisible scarf of flatulence.

Man, ever since I had tacos for lunch I've been sporting this air scarf.

I've been air scarfing all day! I can't stand it anymore!

Jamen: I much prefer the warmth of an air scarf over a regular scarf anyday, much cozier.
Chad: I definitely agree, certainly much more personal.

by Jamen and Chad April 3, 2008