For reference, see: Salty Storm
A Salticane is an upgrade from a Salty Storm. A Salticane is cum that is so thick and salty that it yields a high probability of causing great bodily harm, death, or total property loss upon direct impact. A Salticane may also cause mild - moderate damage to other persons or property in close range. A Salticane may cause damage to the penis of the man launching to Salticane. Additionally, anyone within 50 feet of the Salticane should seek shelter as soon as possible.
A Salticane is an upgrade from a Salty Storm. A Salticane is cum that is so thick and salty that it yields a high probability of causing great bodily harm, death, or total property loss upon direct impact. A Salticane may also cause mild - moderate damage to other persons or property in close range. A Salticane may cause damage to the penis of the man launching to Salticane. Additionally, anyone within 50 feet of the Salticane should seek shelter as soon as possible.
Doctor: "What is wrong today, sir?"
Man: "I had a huge Salticane last night...My girlfriend is dead, my house is a mess, and worst of all my penis ruptured. Think I will ever have a girlfriend again?"
Doctor: "Not with that messed up cock"
Man: "I had a huge Salticane last night...My girlfriend is dead, my house is a mess, and worst of all my penis ruptured. Think I will ever have a girlfriend again?"
Doctor: "Not with that messed up cock"
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thats really a saotic thing to do, sleep with that guy?
she is just saotic when it comes to yoga
by saotic January 14, 2008
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Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick
by Saltingyourland July 12, 2010
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2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.
Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.
Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.
Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
by The saltier the better June 14, 2012
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