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well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here
well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA
by super mega poop December 9, 2013
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Sally D

by James Hickey March 30, 2004
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Dress me up and call me Sally

Expression or exclamation used when being suddenly surprised or overwhelmed with something unexpected
"Hey dude, check out the babe at that table! I swear, she's got the most perfect set of breasticles I've ever seen!"

"Dress me up and call me Sally! I think you just might be right!"


"Hey John, you got a sec? I think I saw your mom last night driving around with some strange guy. They looked like they were up to some naughty business. You know anything 'bout that?"

"Well dress me up and call me Sally! She did leave the house last night to get some milk! I guess she was getting more that that!"
by JanJ September 30, 2008
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Earthworm Sally

She is a bootiful creature that cures diseases from Florida to Cali. She is so well known and famous that she even got her own (unfinished) theme song.
Earthworm Sally Theme Song: ITS EARTHWORM SALLY! CURES DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALIII!
by ImInAToasterBath February 25, 2019
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Sally in the alley

Politically incorrect police term for dead jane doe found in alley or dumpster. Usually A victim of rape, murder and/or drug overdoze.
The Police use this term about victim of murder or drug overdoze. "We found another Sally in the alley" in Inglewood.
by Jysy May 8, 2009
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Sally

Sally is a nickname for Sarah, which means queen or princess, and doesn't Sally know it! A woman who loves to organize, strategize, and boss you around—Sally knows what needs to be done, and she'll make sure everyone else does it for her.

Sally will listen to you and give a fair verdict. She'll tell you when to wear your big girl diapers and when to cry on your shoulder. She'll also give you some great advice on how to get out of dicey circumstances.

Sally has many talents and she'll use them when they're needed. She also has an extensive network of people she can call on at any time.

Confident, knowledgable, wise, funny, practical—Sally's the one you need to fix people and make things happen.
Get Sally to make it happen. Call Sally.
by Weirdy-weirdy September 9, 2010
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sally rod

1: A Sally rod is a long, thin wooden stick, generally made from willow (Latin Salix), and used chiefly in the past in Ireland as a disciplinary implement, but also sometimes used like a club (without the fencing-like technique of stick fighting) in fights and brawls.

2: A long stick used to whip a womed with a "Hot Ass". Typically conducted through an open car window while the car is in motion.
Bejesus Johnser, I'd give her the Sally Rod
by Johnser June 29, 2008
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