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swat pants

SWAT pants.

Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.

SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).
I use wear normal pants, but after becoming a terrorist, I now wear SWAT pants, so I am comfortably prepared for the SWAT team.
by Helkor December 30, 2016
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Twat Swat

When engaging in sexual acts, the partner pats, slaps, or "swats" the females pussy in a rapid, repetitive manner in order to arouse the female.
Once I gave her a few Twat Swats, she was hornier than a peacock.
by AmericanBadass January 23, 2013
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SWATS

Swagger-Stats.
His SWATS are untouchable!
by Big-MaC December 9, 2021
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Swat

Im so hot I gotta swat stain on my pants
by Chazzzdaddy November 7, 2022
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swat

synonym for "oh fuck" or like "oh shit bitch". Can also be used to describe skunk whore bitches you dont like. Good to use because them dumb hoes won't catch on. Can also be used to refer to sex specifically in front of parents
Oh swat i forgot to do my streaks this morning!!!!
*says in front of relatives* Sofia did you and Chris swat last night?
Amity is such a swat I hate her so much.
by juulfiend February 14, 2018
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SWAT

Acronym for "Several Wankers Attacking Terrorists".
"There was a terrorist attack. They already called SWAT"
by Sir Aidamus November 28, 2018
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yo swat a twat

Can be used as a deadly weapon against the police.
Police: Stop! You're under arrest!
David: Yo swat a twat
Police: *dies*
by itsjustnils March 14, 2018
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