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asshole stretch

Large object going in bum hole

Put your big penis in my bum hole and make my asshole stretch
by Hokojpoli young 反而歐我 August 23, 2016
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Californian Stretch

The act of stretching a persons butthole and putting both fists in until they Rosebud
Person 1: Hey bro what did you do last night

Person 2: I gave my girl the Californian Stretch

Person 1: Sounds like a fun night bro
by ASS_RAT September 21, 2021
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Hole Stretch

Another term for weed, cannibis, marijuana, ect.
Yo I just copped a O of some hole stretch you wanna come sesh?
by _Nigiri February 22, 2022
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wanna stretch?

A term used when two people are about to fight. when saying this phrase it implies to the other person that they will need to stretch there muscles before the ass whooping they are about to receive.
You wanna stretch? You bout to catch these hands. loosen those muscles.
by stokers69 December 30, 2019
mugGet the wanna stretch?mug.

liquid stretch

The homosexual act of stretching one’s ball sack out in order to catch the urine of another man.
Yo, hit me with that liquid stretch big boy.
by 69Fierri March 9, 2022
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throat stretched

Hey girl, I'm on my way over. Be ready cause you're gonna get that Throat Stretched.
by Big C in FW March 9, 2016
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stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.
When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
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