by Hokojpoli young 反而歐我 August 23, 2016
Get the asshole stretchmug. Person 1: Hey bro what did you do last night
Person 2: I gave my girl the Californian Stretch
Person 1: Sounds like a fun night bro
Person 2: I gave my girl the Californian Stretch
Person 1: Sounds like a fun night bro
by ASS_RAT September 21, 2021
Get the Californian Stretchmug. by _Nigiri February 22, 2022
Get the Hole Stretchmug. A term used when two people are about to fight. when saying this phrase it implies to the other person that they will need to stretch there muscles before the ass whooping they are about to receive.
by stokers69 December 30, 2019
Get the wanna stretch?mug. by 69Fierri March 9, 2022
Get the liquid stretchmug. by Big C in FW March 9, 2016
Get the throat stretchedmug. Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.
When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
Get the stretching the truthmug.