stab and snore

Having sex then immediately falling asleep. Usually performed by a man.

Bob did the old stab and snore again last night

by Momanatrix January 15, 2018

Face Stab

In the video game Team Fortress 2, the Spy class is able to instantly kill players from behind with his knife. But sadly, TF2's unreliable hit registration means the Spy sometimes instantly kills from the front.

Player 1: What the hell?! That was a total face stab! Thanks, Hitreg.

Spy: haha knife go poke

by Average TF2 Enjoyer July 31, 2021

h-stab

Horizontal Stabilizer, the horizontal part of an aircraft's airfoils which does not move, and does not provide significant lift in normal operations, almost always the horizontal part of the tail.

When the pilot bailed out he was injured by hitting the h-stab.

by nobody_2 July 6, 2018

stabbing donkey

When your having sex with a girl and pull your penis out of her vagina and stick it in her ass very quickly and without warning

Bro u did the stabbing donkey to my girlfriend last night and now she won't talk to me but it was funny

by Hit it and quit it June 8, 2016

tongue stab

Basically using your tongue as a sword and stabbing it into the women’s asshole

Person1: hey baby can I tongue stab you?
Person2: Ight

by TheFirstBigOunce June 17, 2019

Stabbing the carp

Woman masterbation.

Everyone could tell when they walked in the room Summer had been stabbing the carp...fish was in the air.

by Knot consensual November 1, 2023

Bumper Stab

When you bump into somebody in a bumper car and stab them at the same time.

Jim: "Hey I just bumper stabbed that guy!"

Bob: "Right on! Get him again next time he comes by!"

by mdeeeeeeeeeeeee June 1, 2012