SMFD

SMFC stands for Suck My Fucking Dick.

Hey you, SMFD!

by h2008 June 17, 2018

smud

suck my used dildo

Him- That shirt looks weird on you
Her- Bitch smud
Him- What?

by embitch556 June 30, 2017

smurfdick

When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.

Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!

by Detective O'Gurkis May 25, 2006

Smudge

A person who is considered as generally a smudge upon soceity.

"That guy just killed three babies!"

"Damn what a smudge."

by Briabane Crimwatch July 27, 2010

smudelicious

Having to do strongly with Smude, i.e. extremely attractive.

I don't think you're ready for this jelly
My body too smudelicious for you baby

by barry December 12, 2003

Smudger

A universal (curse)word. Can be used for anything.

You're such a smudger.

by Jacoboo January 22, 2009

smuffacated

combination of smothered and suffocated. like when your aunts are hugging you a little to tight and you cant breathe

Autnt Jenna hugged me so tight, i felt smuffacated.

by v88 October 9, 2008