SMP - social media prayer

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.

A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.

by Bridget Soden April 9, 2008

SMP - social media prayer

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.

A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.

by Bridget Soden April 9, 2008

National punch a dream smp stan day

August 30th

Hey, tomorrow is "national punch a dream smp stan day"

by Dandomando July 30, 2021

Dream SMP

A group of people who get absolutely no bitches, and are extremely racist and transphobic.

dsmp fan: I like the Dream SMP, they're so cool
normal person: lol fatherless

by floppaxsogga June 24, 2022

dream smp

community of cringe tiktok edits who cosplay as their favourite minecraft youtuber and get bullied. 😂😂😂😐

their families are disappointed and they haven't seen the sun in weeks. The average dream smp lover will shout at you if you dislike Quackity because they didn't change him at all and he's funny!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

average dream smp lover: dream smp is so cool! the lore is amazing

normal person: your family miss you, and the sun is waiting. Plus, your skin looks like cream cheese.

by microwave oven November 3, 2021

SMP

minecraft game that u play with da boys

guy 1: *eating at lunch* hey wanna start a smp after school?
everyone else at the cafeteria table: hell yea!

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

Dream smp

if you're over the age of 25 the Dream SMP Is a minorcraft server run by Dream,

Members
Tommyoutit, Jsalt, Puns, GeorgeGotFound, SapMap, Greened, Wilbur soot, Skepit, Quack, Technoblade, ConnerEatsKids, Vikkstar, and Slimeslickle

(person 1) I watch the dream smp

(person 2) cool, *takes out a guillotine*

by Hard Fuzzy Man August 23, 2023