A term used to describe a male that has shown characteristics of a manwhore, a wigger, and of course a spinless freak that's full of insecurities & self-esteem issues as much as a female would during Christmas time. This will cause the male to present himself as a figure that he wishes he could be, but never will be since it is only an illusion therefore he runs to join the Marines because he has nothing better to do with his life.
Alex is a fucking tard, he continues to act "hood" with his so-called friends, though he knows this isn't who he really is. What a sealock!
by andggeeze October 2, 2009
Get the sealock mug.When a person who is drunk pees for the first time since being drunk. After they "break the seal" they feel like they have to pee every 5 minutes.
After breaking the seal, Molly had to wait in line for the bathroom 10 times that night. (break the seal.)
by breakstheseal December 19, 2007
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A wonderful person, great mother, although not having the most common of names. She will charm your socks off and talk circles around you. A snappy dresser with a bit of an attitude.
Sheala makes for a wonderful conversation.
by aintnorestforthewicked February 3, 2010
Get the Sheala mug.Insert your hands, palms together, into your girls ass cheeks. After begin to clap and wait for your bitch to scream like a seal.
by The3amigos September 23, 2016
Get the Seal clapper mug.the antonym of the fortnite term “cracked” used by the famous hugh Vincent and his slightly less famous friend ninja
by annaark March 24, 2020
Get the Sealed mug.After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!
"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."
"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."
"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"
"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."
"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."
"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"
"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."
by John Zayus. August 20, 2009
Get the Sealing The Tomb mug.A swedish film by Ingar Bergman in which a night returning from the crusades challenges death to a game of chess.
You:The Seventh Seal is one of my favorite Ingar Bergman films.
Your Brother: Its the only one you've seen. You just say that because you think it makes you sound smart.
You: Yeah, well go fuck yourself!
Your Brother: Its the only one you've seen. You just say that because you think it makes you sound smart.
You: Yeah, well go fuck yourself!
by lee of the wall August 4, 2007
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