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kayne situation

Did you hear about the Kayne situation??

Yes... now the line now if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole.. and i get bleach on my tshirt... ima feel like a asshole.
by cool!!! snapped!!! January 23, 2021
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Situational hotness

When there is an insufficient amount of social encounters/interactions a person experiences day to day and said person starts to find otherwise undesirable people attractive, they have experienced situational hotness for someone.
Most likely to apply to people at college or work.

"Dude, that girl working on front counter is starting to look pretty hot."
"Bro, you need to get out more if she has acquired situational hotness."
by Sir Mixuhlittle August 26, 2013
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situational herpes

The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.
"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."

"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."
by J Self November 27, 2011
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situation framing

Though a painting's frame is separate from the painting, it influences how viewers see it. Any human interaction can be framed as, for example, an urgent complaint, a compliment, something serious and safety or life-threatening, or as something positive, pleasant, friendly, funny, inquisitive, etc. How a person presents himself to others by means of 1) his body's shape (athletic, fat, or skinny), 2) how he is dressed, 3) his hair, 4) what he says and the tonality with which he says each thing, 5) how confident or insecure or fearful or loving he is, and other details frame the situation he created, which whether the person knows it or not are modified by the five things above, and affect and can even determine it's outcome. To fool someone or for other purposes, individuals frame situations as something other than what they are. Some individuals can modify or even flip a "situation framing", to their advantage.
Some individuals can modify or even flip a "situation framing", to their advantage.
by but for February 24, 2020
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ectoplasmic situation

1. State of being caused by 'spooky ghost' attack. When 'ghost' leaves behind a trail of ectoplasm or ectoplasmic slime.

ref. South Park Episode 1206. Over Logging

2. When in reality you were caught watching porn by your friends and used this excuse to explain all the slim in the room.
What is all that slime on your pants? It looks like you had an ectoplasmic situation . (spooky ghost)
by Jive_Turkey May 11, 2017
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Situation Sally

A badass woman who conquers every situation set in front of her (Lord knows there’s many and endless) with grace and integrity and rather than explain herself to Tom, Dick and Harry, she labels herself a “Situation Sally” whilst handling business.
That Ericka sure has a lot going on but holds her shit together like a Situation Sally!!
by Captain Sally January 18, 2022
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Towel Situation

When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.
I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.
by flyingholly March 29, 2015
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