6 definitions by It Was Written
Texting or calling a mistress while having sex with your girlfriend or wife in the doggystyle position. Since you are behind them, there is no way for them to know.
Jim: Hey Matt I heard you hooked up with jess last night.
Matt: Yea, I had to back stab my girlfriend Tracy to set it up though.
Matt: Yea, I had to back stab my girlfriend Tracy to set it up though.
by It Was Written February 9, 2010
A variation on the phrase, shed some light on the situation. To point out the negative aspects in a situation. These aspects may or may not be obvious. The one who sheds the blood, or the shedder, might be trying to educate people to the facts or just be a douche. No matter the intentions, nine times out of ten, the shedder comes off as a douche.
Alan: Hey guys I got accepted into Princeton!
Greg: Nice! Way to go man.
Chad: Well have fun with your massive tuition dude.
Alan: Way to shed some blood on the situation jerk.
Greg: Nice! Way to go man.
Chad: Well have fun with your massive tuition dude.
Alan: Way to shed some blood on the situation jerk.
by It Was Written June 14, 2010
When someone sends you a text using the Word or itap function on their cell phone and it doesn't make sense because Word guessed something other than the desired word. Usually occurs in texts sent by teenage girls.
Matt: Hey check out this text I got, it says "Was I wearing my cat at your house earlier?".
Jim: Did Katie leave drunk?
Matt: No I think he meant to say HAT but the text got crossed word.
Jim: Did Katie leave drunk?
Matt: No I think he meant to say HAT but the text got crossed word.
by It Was Written March 9, 2010
A situation where there are alot more females than males. Not always a bad thing. It's the female equivalant of a sausage fest. The name refers to the female reproductive organ known as a vagina or butterfly.
Unfavorable
Nikki: I'm gonna head down to The Stratus Club and find some guy to hook up with.
Callie: NO! Never go down there.
Nikki: Why?
Callie: Because, its always a total butterfly swarm. You would be lucky to even see a guy there.
Favorable
Nico: I'm gonna go try to pick up some girl at Stratus
Calvin: My boy was just there and he said its a total butterfly swarm.
Nico:..............NICE! Thanks for the tip bro.
Nikki: I'm gonna head down to The Stratus Club and find some guy to hook up with.
Callie: NO! Never go down there.
Nikki: Why?
Callie: Because, its always a total butterfly swarm. You would be lucky to even see a guy there.
Favorable
Nico: I'm gonna go try to pick up some girl at Stratus
Calvin: My boy was just there and he said its a total butterfly swarm.
Nico:..............NICE! Thanks for the tip bro.
by It Was Written July 6, 2010
The debut album from New York rapper Nas. Also the best album ever released. 5 of the albums 10 songs were released as singles. A 10th anniversary edition was released in 2004 with a bonus disc containing 5 songs. The album was certified platinum in the United States. Nas' lyricism on Illmatic is unmatchable and insurpassable.
Sean: Yo Nasir, what's your favorite rap album of all time?
Nasir: Illmatic no doubt.
Sean: Ok ok, spit me something real quick.
Nasir: It ain't hard to tell, I excel, then prevail
The mic is contacted, I attract clientele
My mic check is life or death, breathin a sniper's breath
I exhale the yellow smoke of buddha through righteous steps
Deep like The Shinin', sparkle like a diamond
Sneak a uzi on the island in my army jacket linin
Hit the Earth like a comet, invasion
Nas is like the Afrocentric Asian, half-man, half-amazin
Cause in my physical, I can express through song
Delete stress like Motrin, then extend strong
I drank Moet with Medusa, give her shotguns in hell
From the spliff that I lift and inhale, it ain't hard to tell
Nasir: Illmatic no doubt.
Sean: Ok ok, spit me something real quick.
Nasir: It ain't hard to tell, I excel, then prevail
The mic is contacted, I attract clientele
My mic check is life or death, breathin a sniper's breath
I exhale the yellow smoke of buddha through righteous steps
Deep like The Shinin', sparkle like a diamond
Sneak a uzi on the island in my army jacket linin
Hit the Earth like a comet, invasion
Nas is like the Afrocentric Asian, half-man, half-amazin
Cause in my physical, I can express through song
Delete stress like Motrin, then extend strong
I drank Moet with Medusa, give her shotguns in hell
From the spliff that I lift and inhale, it ain't hard to tell
by It Was Written March 9, 2010
A phone made by Motorola and distributed by Verizon. It was supposed to be the iphone killer but due to its horrible keyboard, unreliable sound, and spotty coverage, it failed miserably. In short, this phone is a complet and total fail.
I had the droid for one weekend before I realized how bad it was and returned it, payed the $30 restocking fee, and got an EnV Touch
by It Was Written March 14, 2010