shkank

to suck, blow, be stupid, kinda like when a thirtyfour year old doesnt have to be drunk to act like a two year old.

that thirtyfour year old is shkank when he/she sucks cock/vagina down at the local hick tavern for that extra shot of good ole wild turkey.

by Peter Berg February 17, 2007

Shknife

A person, normaly a man, who trolls all the time. This person can be fun and loving, but will annoy the hell out of you with his trolling and constant playing of the XBOX. You can tell when you are in a room with a shknife when you

1) See him yelling at his game
2) Has a nerdgasm when playing COD
3) Gorilla grunts when getting an epic headshot
4) Talks to girlfriend on cellphone (if he has one) by holding the phone with his turtles.
5) Thinks that caps lock is amazing

Also, calling one a Shknife is the perfect comebake to being called a Queef.

Guy: " OMG! WTF! Did you see that! "

Girl: " Hun, I cant see that . . . . im on the phone."

Guy: " FUCK YEAH! *gorilla grunts *

Girl: " Babe I think im going to go now ok? "

Guy: " BAM! Headshot! OMG . . . . im sorry what hun?"

Girl: " . . . . . Shknife . . . . ." *click*

by hinata_hyuuga August 14, 2010

shkeet

to have the ability to ejaculate within a very slight amount of time

Girl:Oh yeah, oh baby.........why did you stop?
Boy:.............I shkeeted

by Ian,Hayden December 25, 2008

shkodran

Shkodran is a very popular name used for Albanian Idiots. You can rage other people by calling them a Shkodran.

i.E: Oh my God, hes such a Shkodran!

by shkodrann January 3, 2017

Shkeenumclaw

A place where you go while highly intoxicated on captain morgans or another fine liquor to talk in a southern-grandma voice and gossip and have sex with good looking men. All members of this place have first names and middle names usually relating to a hillbilly or a specific moment of utter drunken greatness.

"Well ello dar all yer young fellas! Welcome to Shkeenumclaw."
"Ohhhh hey caillee."
"Wooood you like me ter take my shert off and dance up on this pole? and my name is meredith freebush dumby!"
"Well your hott so yea."

by Annie Rae August 26, 2007

Shkane

A loose woman; slut.

Wow, stop getting with guys, shkane!

by ForYourHealth August 21, 2011

shkeet

a. a word with a negative connotation, said when something unfavorable happens.

b. to take a dookie

1. Oh shkeet man i left the stuff at my house.
2. I really have to shkeet, wheres the bathroom?

by AMORT April 4, 2007