A person, normaly a man, who trolls all the time. This person can be fun and loving, but will annoy the hell out of you with his trolling and constant playing of the XBOX. You can tell when you are in a room with a shknife when you
1) See him yelling at his game
2) Has a nerdgasm when playing COD
3) Gorilla grunts when getting an epic headshot
4) Talks to girlfriend on cellphone (if he has one) by holding the phone with his turtles.
5) Thinks that caps lock is amazing
Also, calling one a Shknife is the perfect comebake to being called a Queef.
1) See him yelling at his game
2) Has a nerdgasm when playing COD
3) Gorilla grunts when getting an epic headshot
4) Talks to girlfriend on cellphone (if he has one) by holding the phone with his turtles.
5) Thinks that caps lock is amazing
Also, calling one a Shknife is the perfect comebake to being called a Queef.
Guy: " OMG! WTF! Did you see that! "
Girl: " Hun, I cant see that . . . . im on the phone."
Guy: " FUCK YEAH! *gorilla grunts *
Girl: " Babe I think im going to go now ok? "
Guy: " BAM! Headshot! OMG . . . . im sorry what hun?"
Girl: " . . . . . Shknife . . . . ." *click*
Girl: " Hun, I cant see that . . . . im on the phone."
Guy: " FUCK YEAH! *gorilla grunts *
Girl: " Babe I think im going to go now ok? "
Guy: " BAM! Headshot! OMG . . . . im sorry what hun?"
Girl: " . . . . . Shknife . . . . ." *click*
by hinata_hyuuga August 14, 2010
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All in one utensil suitable for any dining experience. Features serrated edges, a split center, and a spoonlike shape.
Pronounced "spa-knife-a-fork".
All in one utensil suitable for any dining experience. Features serrated edges, a split center, and a spoonlike shape.
Pronounced "spa-knife-a-fork".
by Peetin February 1, 2010
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While playing the sniper on a first person shooter and knifing other snipers. Sknifing. knifing snipers while playing as a sniper on first person shooter video games.
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verb to knife someone and sneak away, to stab someone while sneaking about, sneaking and knifing, or to creep up on someone and deliver bad news.
"So and so sknifed Bob when he wasn't looking", "Bob must take care not to get sknifed while talking to his girlfriends best friend." or "Bob skillfully sknifed the guard and made away with a fortune."
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The act of hitting something face first and sliding on it, with your face.
The act of hitting something face first and sliding on it, with your face.
He was so drunk he made an attempt down the stairs but shnifed the wall the whole way down.
Or another example:
I don't think I could pull off (insert physically demanding action here), my balance is so bad I'd probably shnife that hard and I have an interview tomorrow
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I don't think I could pull off (insert physically demanding action here), my balance is so bad I'd probably shnife that hard and I have an interview tomorrow
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