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shitbitch 

a common word that can used in a wide variety of ways. 1. a casual greeting such as "hi" or "whats up" 2. an expression to show displeasure with an unfortunate event. 3. an endearing term to call your friends. 4. a phrase that late night sushi shop employees yell across the restaurant. 5. nickname for the creator of the word, mitch pathe, of bakersfield CA and portland OR fame, who is a good man a better friend and... who LOVES THE COCK.
1. Andy, "Hi." Mitch, "Shitbitch." Andy "Shitbitch." 2. "The beer is all gone." "Shitbitch." 3. Hey shitbitch, go get me another beer. 4. Pauly yells, "Shitbitch," acroos the restaurant floor. Mitch replies in kind, "Shitbitch." 5. When shitbitch returned from California, he sure had a lot of balljuice on his chin.
shitbitch by monkeyballs March 22, 2005
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shitbitch 

A woman who participates in scat.
I hear that there's a big market for shitbitches in Japan.
shitbitch by m9lc March 8, 2008

shitbitchdammitassfart 

A string of five basic cuss words used by little kids learning how to use foul language. It is pronounced as one word, usually said quickly to confuse adults.
Little Jimmie: I learned a new word today.
Mom: Really? What is it?
Little Jimmie: "Shitbitchdammitassfart!"
Mom: That's nice, son.

ShitBitch 

A young cumguzzling metrosexual, often employed at places like Starbucks or the local art museum.
That's a nice new scarf you have there, ShitBitch!
ShitBitch by Matthew January 30, 2004

Shizbitch 

You put your left foot in, you take your right foot out, you grab the nearest hoe and you shake her all about. You do the shizbitch, yeah that's my dance. She screams 'Oh no! Not again!'
1: Hey, what was up with Dan last night?
2: What do you mean?
1: He grabbed my girlfriend and shook her until she screamed.
2: Oh, he was just doin' the shizbitch.
Shizbitch by Helepheil June 19, 2010

shitbitchfuckingasshole 

Said very fast, when you get extremly pissed off quickly or get suddently hurt, in most cases when you jam your hand in a door.
shitbitchfuckingasshole, I just got hit in the head with a tennis racket! i hate you alex.

Shitbitch 

One whom complains on social media whilst targeting an individual indirectly, in order to start drama with the aforementioned individual.
"Wow, um, FoxxyTheDarkWolf is such a shitbitch, they've been making vague posts about ChuckTheeCheese for the past week."
Shitbitch by waiting_on_the_dick October 22, 2016