Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015

coconut shell

mind or brain

you're so stupid! use your coconut shell

by andyellie June 6, 2017

shell gliding

When two lesbians clam bump to the point where the vaginal lips hang down dripping wet and drags across the floor leaveing a slippery trail

I was shell gliding after my first lesbian experience

by camping buddy June 11, 2017

Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.

“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.

by Lil Lep January 25, 2018

Shell Knocking

When your girlfriend isn't around, so you decide to have sex with a turtle.

"Did you hear about Dave? He went Shell Knocking since Cathy's out of town!"

by TRSnakeEyes March 1, 2015

Shells Magliarro

A delicious pasta dish comprised of pasta shells, a tomato sauce, herbs, and either chicken or pork.

Definitely not a person's name. Nope. Never.

I can't wait to eat at Mare tonight. I'm getting the Shells Magliarro.

by Illigitimmigrantkicker March 29, 2017

Stuffed Shell

When a female has a block of cheese in their vagina

I gave my girl a stuffed shell. We had to go American because sharp leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

by FrogsFly April 27, 2022