Semi-trailer Seizure

When a semi driver slams on the breaks to stop and the trailer shakes and bounces up and down. Usually due to inattentive truck drivers.

person 1- OMG! I thought that semi was gonna ass-end us.
person 2- Yeah it was having on hell of a Semi-trailer Seizure.

by esunc91 December 9, 2009

twat seizure

an uncontrollable act of a female orgasm in which the vagina squirts cum like an unmanned fire hose.

Cory and Marcus fucked monica so hard she had several twat seizures!

by Korae December 17, 2009

Lil Seizure

A black guy who flopped on da ground at Chicago Airport. He was trying to smoke wit his niqqa's at Walmart superstore. Some white chicks also flopped on da ground

Random: "Who dat guy who flopped on da ground?"
Me: "Lil Seizure"

by Unknown Nikka February 25, 2020

Seizure salad

When someone has a seizure while performing a rim job.

I dated an epileptic guy to increase my chances of having a seizure salad.

by Black dahlia May 17, 2025

Vibrator seizure

When one uses a vibrator at a high or max speed and has uncontrolable body movements or twitches

I was using my vibrator at max last night and i had a vibrator seizure! It was amazing!

by MotherOfAllLemons May 31, 2018

seizure

the dance your grandpa or grandma might make until they're at the hospital

"grandpa, that dance you did was awesome" shut up and that was not a dance that was a fucking seizure, AND WHY THE FUCK AM I IN BED NEXT TO A WHITE SHIRT DUDE AGAIN

by k kab January 15, 2021

Seizure

A one way ticket from winning a game.
Thanks brewstew

God damnit jimmy has a seizure again

by Dicksucker1000 December 6, 2023