Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.
So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?
by Kilobravo January 08, 2022
seriously, my pony had a seizure
by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021
by aGina June 06, 2015
When someone has a fit
(Squealing, Giggles, Kicking of Feet and Legs, Jumps of Joy, etc)
over something they are very passionate about.
(Squealing, Giggles, Kicking of Feet and Legs, Jumps of Joy, etc)
over something they are very passionate about.
Dude 1- "Dude, did you give your hot employee those sick-ass shot glasses for Christmas?"
Dude 2- "Yeah, brah. She had a total fucking Nerd Seizure when I gave it to her, I think I totally scored."
Dude 2- "Yeah, brah. She had a total fucking Nerd Seizure when I gave it to her, I think I totally scored."
by YourAsianFriend December 28, 2011
The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.
You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".
by The Sugar Queen February 07, 2009
When an old lady loses her shit. Actions involve cat-lady tourettes, throwing hair up in rollers, shaking canes, and the ever popular, "back in my day."
Origin of word: grammatical ignorance
Origin of word: grammatical ignorance
by GrimmWolfe August 22, 2017
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025