Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.
So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?
by Kilobravo January 08, 2022
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Laughing Seizure

When one laughs so hard, their whole body flails violently.
by aGina June 06, 2015
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Nerd Seizure

When someone has a fit

(Squealing, Giggles, Kicking of Feet and Legs, Jumps of Joy, etc)

over something they are very passionate about.
Dude 1- "Dude, did you give your hot employee those sick-ass shot glasses for Christmas?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, brah. She had a total fucking Nerd Seizure when I gave it to her, I think I totally scored."
by YourAsianFriend December 28, 2011
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Crotch Seizure

The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.
You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".
by The Sugar Queen February 07, 2009
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grandmom seizure

When an old lady loses her shit. Actions involve cat-lady tourettes, throwing hair up in rollers, shaking canes, and the ever popular, "back in my day."

Origin of word: grammatical ignorance
Think Madea; she had a grandmom seizure
by GrimmWolfe August 22, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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