scoe hoe

n. - A girl or young woman that frequents Roscoe's, a dingy, raunchy bar that plays non-musical music like Lil Jon and Rascall Flatts, located on the main drag of Decorah, Iowa and is the prime nighttime attraction for Luther College.

"Are you going to a legitimate establishment this evening?"
"No man, I'm going to Roscoe's to get me a scoe hoe so I can bang her like a screen door and leave her with my genetic material and venerial diseases."

by waterballoonist July 16, 2008

Covered with Scorpions

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.

Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O

by ktbrister September 9, 2010

Kubz Scouts

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by Junko Sukii July 28, 2021

scorpios

a zodiac sign from october 23 - november 22. they’re the baddest bitches out there. people clown scorpios all the time saying they’re heartless and freaky. freaky might be true but we do have big ass hearts. unless we don’t like u or u did something that made us not like u. appreciate scorpios more and keep in mind that just because 16 scorpios fucked u over don’t mean all of us fucked u over and u can’t fw scorpios... just means u got bad taste.

susan : whats your scorpio sign?
jessica : scorpio.
susan : oh, gotta stay away from y’all scorpios haha.
jessica : no u gotta stay away from billy that cheated on u with ur sister, susan.
susan : oh right haha.

by bridnsknxdjxxjjx April 14, 2019

pisces and scorpio

The ultimate love. The Pisces and Scorpio understand each others needs and will help the other willingly. The Pisces keeps their head in the clouds, but the scorpion has just the right touch to keep the piscean from leaving reality all together. Whereas the Scorpio can be aggressive, overly blunt and detached and the Pisces will be the perfect thing to open them up. They will know each other like no other and love so deeply. Sometime too deeply❤️❤️. Their sex life will be full of love lust and playfulness. Very intense. They're not just together they are soul mates and will be able to keep the interest of each other for a long time. Weather best friends or lovers the Pisces and Scorpio are a 5/5 💛💛💛💛💛 relationship.

Wow their relationship is so intense and loving. They're so cute and happy.

Yeah. I bet he's a Scorpio and she's a Pisces.

Awe a Pisces and Scorpio relationship. They're soul mates. He's perfect for her and vise versa.

Awe, yeah they are perfect.

*gazes longingly*

by Happy dreamer13 August 1, 2017

Scomo

To shake someone's hand without their consent and against their will.

I Scomo'd her. And when you're a Prime Minister they let you do it. Grab 'em by the hand!

by aukad January 6, 2020

Scotland the Brave

The most awesome song ever played on bagpipes. Made the Nazis tremble with fear in World War II.

Nazi: We're about to take over the planet Earth!
Scottish Piper: (starts playing Scotland the Brave)
Nazi: OH CRAP

by the angie November 26, 2011