rubber wheel on the third rail

1. Totally clueless. 2. Willfully and proudly ignorant. 3. Out of touch with reality.

"His entire life, especially in public office, with a record of bad decisions, inability to form coherent unscripted sentences, coupled with that self-satisfied smirk, all prove he's usung a rubber wheel on the third rail."

by glazeonglass May 25, 2008

rubber gum

A non-lubed condom, usually used for oral sex.

Dude, do you have a rubber gum on you since she won't do anything without one.

by Kraven Mooreheid June 5, 2008

rubber up

to put on a condom before (anal) intercourse.

verb. Primarily British gay usage.

"I stopped to rubber up before I fucked Jimmy in the arse."

"Guys who bareback don't rubber up."

by stsebastian November 18, 2009

Rubber Fireman

Safe sex method that lets you have sex with a girl of questionable morals. It involves putting on a condom, dipping it in hot sauce, and then putting on a second condom. This way if the outer condom breaks she'll know and if the inner one breaks, you'll know.

Did you bang Sarah last night? Yeah I had to use the Rubber Fireman.

by W K Enterprises January 28, 2011

Rubber Leggin'

A term used to describe a person who has become so drunk that their legs have turned to rubber and are no longer functioning correctly. Often times, this person simply cannot walk.

"Abby--you rubber leggin' yet?"

"Did you see Kelsey rubber leggin' last night at the cactus?"

by KAEBLBSYEY ACNOGXEL March 7, 2011

Rubber Nub Tug

A hand job given while the man is wearing a condom.

Excuse me party bus driver? Could you pull over at the next gas station so I can get one of those bathroom rubbers? Mary Ann is all hot and bothered and I don't wanna miss my chances of missing a rubber nub tug.

by KingGus2 July 9, 2014

rubber tree

A small tree in a planter with condoms (rubbers) on it given to couples as a gift/gag gift.

My father gave us a rubber tree at our wedding.

by honestgrove July 15, 2014