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Reese

a person who is incredibly insightful, powerful, extraordinarily driven, and loving.

this is a person who is there for you if ever and whenever you need him.

he is always level-headed.

he has beautiful eyes.

his heart is made of gold.

he farts a lot with the heater on and windows rolled up. RUDE.

in short, a reese is a person you always want in your life.
"I HATE when you pull a reese in the car! It smells like eggs."

"You were such a reese tonight! I love you HONNNEYYY" to be said to a significant other after a good meal, a good date, or good sex.
by Mergen February 2, 2009
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Reese's Piecenitis

An unhealthy addiction to Reese's Pieces candy. Sufferer's have great difficulty in putting down the oh-so-tasty peanut butter candy in a crunchy shell.
Sir, my blood tests indicate you have Reese's Piecenitis. I suggest you stay away from the candy aisle at the store.
by mtgentry November 15, 2007
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dirty reese's

the sexual act of placing peanut butter in the anus, then being penetrated and removing the anus butter through the act of blumpkin
Lexis made sure to buy some jiffy so i could lay that dirty reese's on her last night
by georguis May 22, 2011
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reuseless

"My laptop broke down, so I used it as a doorstop. The door slammed shut and hit me in the face! Stupid reuseless Toshiba!"
-Drew

"Reuseless! It's DOUBLE useless!"
-Double Rainbow Guy
by NoMSG September 29, 2010
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Reese Witherspoon

A girl who looks average until she smiles when it becomes plain she has horse DNA.

An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.

An ugly whining bitch.
A: "Is that Reese Witherspoon?"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."

A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"

B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"
by lukaz January 14, 2007
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Reese

Reese is a beautiful girl who loves to have fun. Reese is a humorous girl she know when she has to be serious and responsible. She knows when to be girly and tomboyish. She’s the type of girl to let loose and hangout. She changes her mind a lot but when she chooses her decision is a good one. Reese is so gorgeous all the guys are crushing on her. She has blonde hair and killer blue/green eyes. A girl who is very athletic and just extremely fun to be around.
OMG!! I want to hangout with Reese so bad she’s so much fun!
by Kathygeller102 May 30, 2018
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Reese

Reese is the type of girl who is a very loyal friend, usually has brown eyes and brown hair she has a really good set of pipes. If you get on her bad side she will punch your face in. If you ever encounter a Reese than stick with her.
Wow Reese is the best
by slapshot_1_5_6 November 28, 2017
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