rusten

A big dude with fabulous curly locks and a tiny penis. He is like a bear, you aren't sure whether or not you want to hug him.

Should I hug rusten? Mm better not

by Something 00000 October 8, 2016

Resterbate

Verb. To masturbate while sleeping using the act of lucid wet dreaming.

-Dude I haven't gotten laid in so long that I am too tired to even beat off!

-Well why dont you go resterbate?
-Good idea!

by Buddhistbeatoff February 17, 2012

resterday

When the previous day, or yesterday, served the sole purpose of catching up on much needed rest and sleep.

"Man, after that week-long backpacking trip I was so exhausted that I had a resterday. I feel great now though!"

by crispychicken January 15, 2013

Resentment Junky

A person addicted to feeling persecuted by others who don't share their convention, typically manifesting itself in a charge of elitism over trivial things.

Typical resentment junky thinking: "God I hate beer snobs, they just hate Bud Light to think they're better than me."

by the gravy boat March 20, 2013

Restee

Greatest man to ever step foot on Earth. His cheeks are chiseled like a finely-carved Michelangelo statue. His nose is perfectly symmetrical. His lips are slightly full: the kind that end in a cute little smirk at the corners. The rays of sun highlight the dimples in his cheeks and chin.

Restee is the greatest.

by Cassanova January 7, 2015

Resting Muppet Face

1) Person who's natural look resembles a Jim Henson Muppet.

"He had huge eyes and mop hair, total Resting Muppet Face."
"It could be worse, you could have RMF."

by freelancerfive March 28, 2015

resting judge face

when you have a judgemental look on your face when you zone out

Wow, did you see that judgmental look on her face when she zoned out? She must have resting judge face.

by egglet September 8, 2015