Model of Comparison between Republican and Zombie:
Brainless-both
Angry- both
Homophobic- Just Republicans
Racist- also just Republicans
According to legend both also carry very small penises.
Brainless-both
Angry- both
Homophobic- Just Republicans
Racist- also just Republicans
According to legend both also carry very small penises.
by uzi killer September 19, 2011
Get the Republican mug.Someone who bases their conservative "God, Guns and Guts" value system on wisdom gained while earning their GED, listening to Rush, and conversing with other "Patriots" at Bubba's Gun and Knife Show. Someone who is big on Law and Order except for drunk driving, pouching, and child support laws.
Someone who is pissed off about tax dollars spent on Welfare even though they have worked under the table most their lives.
Someone who is pissed off about tax dollars spent on Welfare even though they have worked under the table most their lives.
“Do you believe that guy? He’s got “Vote Bush”, “Pro-Life”, “NRA” and “Eat Road Kill” bumper stickers on the back of that loud rusty pickup. What a redneck republican”.
by Enfomoco November 11, 2008
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A hippie soul with Republican views. Most people would find this individual rare since he/she is most likely Pro Green and Anti War but Pro Life and wants to give the homeless jobs. Yes Republican hippies are quite a rare sight since this person would most likely come in a meeting with tie dye suit and talk about financial economics with a joint in their hand. And they are also the person that would do their very best to honor American Veterans the best way that they can.
Guy 1: Hey what's with the chick in hippie attire going around waving an American flag and singing Lee Greenwood?
Guy 2: She must be a Republican hippie.
Guy 1: Makes sense!
Guy 2: She must be a Republican hippie.
Guy 1: Makes sense!
by Republican hippie June 4, 2017
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The illegitimate cousin of the Wall-Street Republican who based on economic circumstance should be a Democrat. But because of certain prejudices identifies with the GOP. These prejudices include, racism,bigotry,homophobia,religious zealotry and sexism. There is also a strong tendency to follow NASCAR, display the confederate flag and affix an NRA sticker on ones pick up even though the membership dues were never paid.
The illegitimate cousin of the Wall-Street Republican who based on economic circumstance should be a Democrat. But because of certain prejudices identifies with the GOP. These prejudices include, racism,bigotry,homophobia,religious zealotry and sexism. There is also a strong tendency to follow NASCAR, display the confederate flag and affix an NRA sticker on ones pick up even though the membership dues were never paid.
Larry:
Jim Bob, how in the hell can you be a Republican? You live in a trailer, have no health insurance and no savings or investments whatsoever.
Jim Bob:
That black ass, muslim, homo lover ain't takin' my guns away!
Larry:
Oh, I see. You are a Wal-Mart Republican!
Jim Bob, how in the hell can you be a Republican? You live in a trailer, have no health insurance and no savings or investments whatsoever.
Jim Bob:
That black ass, muslim, homo lover ain't takin' my guns away!
Larry:
Oh, I see. You are a Wal-Mart Republican!
by Plunka! March 17, 2011
Get the Wal-Mart Republican mug.The magical land where Republicans come from and hope to return too. Common features include The Cold War, but against either Nazi's or the bad guys from Rocky and Bullwinkle, a Pleasantville environment, everyone gets along and there are no minorities, and Jesus who ahs returned and smites the unworthy. Those lost in Republican Narnia may remain there temporarily or permanatley, it is often completly treatable.
"My mom keeps warning me about STDs, I don't even have a girldfriend."
"She must be in Republican Narnia"
"She must be in Republican Narnia"
by Nick E. May 18, 2006
Get the republican narnia mug.A fringe party consisting of religious lunatics, flat-earthers, and civil war reenacters who get all of their advice from Rush Limbo.
by Breemz November 1, 2009
Get the Republicans mug.A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.
Republican apology-
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
by docsterx July 23, 2012
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