depressed

"are you ok?"
they ask

i respond
as quickly
as i can
so they will not
notice the earthquakes in my voice
or the tsunamis

in my eyes
or the drought
in my heart.

~ellen everett

friend: hey are you ok?
me: *i'm so depressed i could literally die right here right now.* I'm fine.

by en@gy November 20, 2018

Deeply Depressed

A Reddit Copypasta saying "I'm deeply depressed. I don't find anything in life worth living. I'm tired of the endless cycle of getting up in the morning to do nothing. I don't know what to do anymore because frankly its driving me insane. I wake up, and i want to die. Nobody in my life knows anything about this and I'm afraid of telling them because i don't want to risk getting sent back to a mental hospital. I cant tell anybody and its burning me up inside. I'm done everybody. Goodbye." It's meant to parody people who keep posting about theyr depression online mostly doing it for attention and "sympathy"

Rebecca: I'm deeply depressed, I just have noone to talk t-

Niall: Shut the fuck up rebecca you keep talking about this shit everytime we go outside. We wont invite you anymore if you keep being such an annoying twat.

by akselly March 12, 2021

Emotional repression

Refusing to acknowledge negative feelings, any feelings that might make you look bad or get negative attention instead of the attention you want.

Her emotional repression was oppressive to everyone else around her.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021

represent

Showing respect to where you come from.

Represent yo clique mother fucka.

by n4r3d January 18, 2003

representative

The type of person you become to impress the opposite sex.

She wouldnt like the real me so, i give her my representative when we go out.

by SEMINOLE088 March 16, 2010

Depressed Dog

A canine (four legged domesic mammal that can lick his own balls lucky...) that is mentally and phisacally in a state of sadness.

Damn thats 1 depressed dog bitch


The Depressed dog smoked a joint

by Pimp_guy666 June 4, 2004

Representative Democracy

A joke that involves freedoms and "choice". In reality you have no power, it allows gerrymandering, if the two conspires (Republican+Democrat, due to first pass the post, shit system BTW), you have no choice in reality.

Representative Democracy is a great and funny joke.

by Click Here! December 5, 2017