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religion

The tyrannical perversion of man's fanatical fear of mortality.

general principle: A set of rules which, should a person adhere to they will transcend to "heaven" and spend expereince eternal happiness. Should said person fail to follow such rules they will spend eternity tormented in "hell". This principle promotes mass acceptance due to its relation to the naturally observed phenomenon of dialectical monism.

Utilised historically to affect social control whilst simultaneously generating profit. Superceeded by the advent of mass media and the illusion of choice. Now utilised by extremists to justify acts of prejudice and intollerance.
"Religion is poison"
by Prof. L. Inguista September 11, 2006
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A belief that sets rules on how to live ones' life, and often causes intolerance to diversity. If you follow it, you are wasting your time.
Religion is the opiate of the masses; This is nothing but the truth. People need to wise up and stop living in their hopeless phantasms of so called "faith". The Bible, along with all these other religious texts (qur'an, torah etc.) are nothing more than fairytale storybooks that have yet to be proven and I truly pity those who base their whole lives around it.
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Complete farce used to control people and give powerful people a reason to start wars and fuck people over.
Country 1: I really dont like country 2, fuck it, lets invade and say God appeared to me and told me to do it in the name of religion.
by God dosent love me April 2, 2010
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'the opitate of the fool.' (Karl Marx)

The explaination of the modern, and primative worlds.
by hippy_stick October 17, 2003
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A concept which is popular with people with power because it allows them to use the human's natural fear of the unknown against them.
Christianity, as well as other religions, was used hundreds of years ago as a tool to scare millions of people to give money to the Church thinking it would save their souls, and a way to kill hundreds of innocent people because of their alternative beliefs.

Egyption Pharaohs' priests told them that to get a good crossing into the afterlife, they would need a huge pyramid built which would cost thousands of lives to build.
by Godden™ April 22, 2007
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a tyrannical dictatorship by a celestial fuhrer.

religion is the most common cause of war, hatred, and basic human conflict in this troubled world that we live in today. A united, diverse nation would be much easier to achieve if all its citizens didn't believe in this religious crap. Most of today's most complicated conflicts are because of religion.

religion gives it adherents a sense of superiority over others who do not conform to their doctrine.

God help this world.
example 1: Jerry Falwell: hang them anti-religion faggots, they flew the planes in the trade center.
by bobbyk91 August 21, 2009
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People fought others because they didn't believe what they believed in, so they tried to convert their religion. Guess what happened?
by Dude the 3rd January 7, 2009
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