Sneaky Reed

One who slips into butt sex unannounced

"whoa! slow down there sneaky reed"

by bovice the 4th April 4, 2009

Joshua Reed

A smart kid who has a friend who is very annoying. His name starts with B or V. He plays video games and he is good at them.

"Joshua Reed is so good at Fortnite!"
"I know"

by TooGudAtLife October 16, 2018

Reed Cuisine

A meal with a recipe that is so unthinkable that it can only be the work of some backwards thinking troglodyte.

Mikey: "Here! Have a Chernobyl Sandwich!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

luke reed

you can find a luke reed in his natural habitat: belly dancing to hips don't lie. he also gives off quite strong chode energy. he only knows how to make friends by bullying them and thinks he is a god at spikeball but his friends are too afraid to tell him otherwise.

don't put on shakira! we might attract a luke reed

by mowglismama April 22, 2021

caleb reed

The perfect person to marry, dreamboat, hunk, quiet yet wont shut up, he is very loyal, commited, and caring, and will love you like no one else!

Girl 1: I gotta get me a Caleb Reed!!
Girl 2: Not if I steal him first!!
Caleb Reed: Ladies, Caleb Reed is taken.
Girl 1 & 2: NOOOOOO

by ToiletPaper6971 December 4, 2020

Dirty Reed

When you give someone a blowjob while they are still sweaty from working a full day of manual labor.

My husband came home from work and he looked so good I gave him a dirty reed right then and there.

by Dr0pTh3M1k3 January 8, 2022

Chris Reed

Someone who is always right, never wrong, never dispute something he says

Chris Reed, that bloke knows fucking everything, it's incredible

by Rattusman June 22, 2020