by bovice the 4th April 4, 2009

A smart kid who has a friend who is very annoying. His name starts with B or V. He plays video games and he is good at them.
by TooGudAtLife October 16, 2018

A meal with a recipe that is so unthinkable that it can only be the work of some backwards thinking troglodyte.
Mikey: "Here! Have a Chernobyl Sandwich!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"
by BlueXander May 25, 2023

you can find a luke reed in his natural habitat: belly dancing to hips don't lie. he also gives off quite strong chode energy. he only knows how to make friends by bullying them and thinks he is a god at spikeball but his friends are too afraid to tell him otherwise.
by mowglismama April 22, 2021

The perfect person to marry, dreamboat, hunk, quiet yet wont shut up, he is very loyal, commited, and caring, and will love you like no one else!
Girl 1: I gotta get me a Caleb Reed!!
Girl 2: Not if I steal him first!!
Caleb Reed: Ladies, Caleb Reed is taken.
Girl 1 & 2: NOOOOOO
Girl 2: Not if I steal him first!!
Caleb Reed: Ladies, Caleb Reed is taken.
Girl 1 & 2: NOOOOOO
by ToiletPaper6971 December 4, 2020

When you give someone a blowjob while they are still sweaty from working a full day of manual labor.
by Dr0pTh3M1k3 January 8, 2022

by Rattusman June 22, 2020
