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Sneaky Reed

"whoa! slow down there sneaky reed"
by bovice the 4th April 4, 2009
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Joshua Reed

A smart kid who has a friend who is very annoying. His name starts with B or V. He plays video games and he is good at them.
by TooGudAtLife October 16, 2018
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reed wiesman

A way of reading a book about a wise man while jerking off with sock you found under your dad's bed. After ejaculation, you put the sock on and can't take it off until you finish reading the book
I was pulling a reed wiesman with my dads sock and i didnt finish the book for 2 days. That cum sock stayed on my foot until I finished the book.
by Gavdong November 8, 2017
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Dirty Reed

When you give someone a blowjob while they are still sweaty from working a full day of manual labor.
My husband came home from work and he looked so good I gave him a dirty reed right then and there.
by Dr0pTh3M1k3 January 8, 2022
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Chris Reed

Someone who is always right, never wrong, never dispute something he says
Chris Reed, that bloke knows fucking everything, it's incredible
by Rattusman June 22, 2020
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luke reed

you can find a luke reed in his natural habitat: belly dancing to hips don't lie. he also gives off quite strong chode energy. he only knows how to make friends by bullying them and thinks he is a god at spikeball but his friends are too afraid to tell him otherwise.
don't put on shakira! we might attract a luke reed
by mowglismama April 22, 2021
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Reed Cuisine

A meal with a recipe that is so unthinkable that it can only be the work of some backwards thinking troglodyte.
Mikey: "Here! Have a Chernobyl Sandwich!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"
by BlueXander May 25, 2023
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