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Raging Tit Muffins

"Raging Tit Muffins!" is an expletive which can be considered to be synonymous to "Fucking Hell!" and "Oh, Sugar!" and in terms of offensiveness, perfectly bisecting these two expressions, similar to "Oh, bugger!".

Tit muffin is an American English name for a type of quick bread that is baked in small portions shaped like breasts, although they usually are not as sweet as breasts and generally lack frosting, much like breasts. There are many varieties and flavors of tit muffins made with a specific ingredient, the most common being a cherry on top. For example, a recipe in Swedish for "Tuttmuffins" can be found on www.tasteline.com.

There are several other variations, such as "Flaming Tit Muffins!", "Burning Tit Muffins!" and the gold standard amongst tit muffin-related swearing: "Cunting Tit Muffins!".
John has just got ready for a big date with Susan, who has just rung the doorbell. At that very moment, John's pen bursts, spilling so much black ink onto his lap that it looks like a diseased octopus has sicked up on his crotch.

"Raging Tit Muffins!" yelled John.

"John, are you okay?" called Susan, from the other side of the door, her voice filled with concern.
by Bobba99 March 11, 2012
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Rainbow Lab

Literally the hardest thing you will every do. It is basically hell on earth, Its starting in a few weeks and your not going to like it
Oh shit dude I forgot to study for Rainbow Lab, it counts as two test grades!
by leedle leedle leedle February 28, 2018
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cherry chocolate rain

Remix to the song chocolate rain created by Tay Zonday that was extremely popular on you tube. Tay was later paid a huge amount of money by diet dr. pepper so the remix could be used as an advertisement. The original song refered to racism before he became a (sell out) for the remix.
Original:
"Chocolate rain, the prisons make u wonder where it went".
replace chocolate rain with racism.

Remix:
"She hit me like a ton of bricks, i call her cherry chocolate rain."
cherry chocolate rain now reffering to some bitch in a red dress hold a bottle of dr. pepper.
by Young JJ January 10, 2008
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Rainbow Lottery

A woman gets quadruple-stuffed by four separate creeds: Black, Asian, White, and Mexican. Wait nine months. After the baby pops out, observe its color and distinctive features. Whichever guy is the father is proclaimed the winner and is exempt from alimony. The other three have to chip in.
"Hey, Henry, you've got an Asian friend, right? We need a fourth for the rainbow lottery tonight."
by yesistasty November 15, 2009
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Raging bear

A brand of New Zealand spiced navy rum.
Person 1 "Do you like raging bear rum?"

Person 2 "No"

Person 1 "Then you haven't been to New Zealand or your a homosexual."
by Kracked88 September 12, 2015
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Day Raging

The act of consuming mass quantities of alcohol during the daytime - e.g. the hours between waking up and roughly 5pm.
E: "Dude, what's up?"
J: "Duuude, I'm so hammered!"
E: "It's 5 pm, man - didn't you go to work today?"
J: "Naw, called in sick. Me and Brett have been day raging over at his place since like 10am."
E: "Well, I guess you can't drink all day long if you don't start in the morning."

"The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert." - Johnny Cash, 'Sunday Morning Coming Down'
by ikillbozo December 7, 2010
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Selfie Ravine

A surreally seductive and beautiful location where many potentially breathtaking selfies have sadly never been sent to anyone due to the fact that the heroic selfie seekers had slid unexpectedly and precipitously to their deaths, tumbling to the savage bottom of this steep and slippery ravine.
It was a truly horrific tragedy, after the Labor Day weekend, we found at least fifteen Summer clothing-clad bodies still clutching their shattered cellphones at the bottom of Selfie Ravine.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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