Ramen Pocket

When you make Ramen Noodles and the powder clumps together to make the noodles lack taste and random intense spots of flavor.

"Hmmm...this Ramen tastes rather bland...EWWWWW INTENSE RANDOM FLAVOR...ITS A RAMEN POCKET!!!!

by MR.MOTHMAN May 10, 2009

Ramen Noodles

Now avilable in lobster and crab

These ramen noodles are $2.50 for 30 and it's like seafood. whadda deal!

by aj December 10, 2003

ramen poodle

An unattractive person who has hair that resembles instant noodles.

whoa did you see that chick?" - Yeah I did, total ramen poodle.

by SOLARMOON July 19, 2010

Ramen Noodles

One of many forms of noodles popular in Japan. The "Instant Ramen" which can be found on grocery shelves is similar, in the same way that instant chicken soup is similar to real chicken soup. The word "Ramen" is a Japanese pronunciation of the Chinese "Lo-mein" (since Japanese does not distinguish between the sounds "L" and "R")

I lived on instant ramen seven days a week so I could save my lunch money for beer on weekends.

by Geoffrey A. September 18, 2005

Ramen Markin

a lousy faggot who never showers and wears the same clothes.

Yo did you see ramen markin today he smelled like my moms doomstick

by cessbagger666 April 25, 2009

Ramen Balance

1. The act of maintaining the ramen soup level with the noodles so that you don't have too much or too little of either.

2. The moderation of two (or more) conflicting forces that could possibly end in a clusterfuck, if the status quo is not kept.

1. "I'm a master at Ramen Balance, motherfucker. Two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of soup. Eat that shit, yeahhh."

2. "I only fuck so many of these damn, skanky bitches because I'm maintaining Ramen Balance with my libido! It's just the right thing to do."

by MaleAlphaThree August 30, 2009

Ramen Sock

1. noun. A sock filled with ramen noodles used for masturbating, a makeshift pocket pussy.

2. verb. The act of performing said masturbation technique.

1. Ethan: hey Matt, did you SEE what Jenny was wearing today?
Matt: yeah man, I’m gonna make a ramen sock when I get home!

Ethan: hell yeah save me some leftovers

2. Holy shit, there’s a new midget film on Pornhub! Time to Ramen Sock

by Coolbabies March 15, 2019