quarantine 15

as a result of being in quarantine, you don't get any exercise and gain 15 kilograms/pounds. you can use any number from 13-119, but generally its 15. the name comes from the term "freshman 15", when freshmen don't have anyone to cook for them and they eat nothing but mcdonalds and starbucks muffins.

"Man, Dave came down with a case of quarantine 15."
"Yeah, I've done nothing but gaming and watch tv, I have the quarantine 30

by armageddon ham March 25, 2020

quarantine fifteen

A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.

I need to get busy. All I have to show for the virus is this quarantine fifteen.

by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020

quaraneturbation

The act of pleasuring ones self with or without an audience while being quarantined.

Alex after being quarantined during a global pandemic, liked to pass the time by making quaraneturbation videos.

by Les Nessman April 14, 2020

Quarantine worthy

Someone you would be more than happy to be in quarantine with.

See that guy over there? He’s quarantine worthy

by Hailey Comet April 25, 2020

Quaranseeing

Virtual dating/hooking up during the COVID-19 pandemic. Social distancing but still romantically seeing each other. Not the same as being quarantined with a significant other.

Romeo and Juliet can’t be physically together because of the pandemic, so now they’re quaranseeing each other.

by dearladydisdain April 25, 2020

quarantine resolution

A list, or singular item of things you would like to accomplish while in quarantine.

Man who knows how long we will be in quarantine, a good time to start on my quarantine resolution.

by citizen_4.2 April 25, 2020

quarantine coffee

quarantine coffee is just like regular coffee, but with vodka. and no coffee.

*zoom meeting, 9AM*
Mr Smith, are you drunk? It is nine in the morning!
You: eehhh noo jusst sreee cupss of quarantine coffee

by entjungferinator3002 April 26, 2020