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anal pong

the act of two people being asshole to asshole and passing sex toys without the use of hands, usually but not limited to vibrating bullets
"C'mon baby, we're playing some anal pong tonight and I'm gonna be the winner."
by Phineas Q August 28, 2008
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cattle prong

pinching someone HARD on the inside of the arm with you're index finger and thumb.
"Zack left a HUGE bruise when he cattle pronged my arm!"
by ~JV November 27, 2009
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fart pong

The art of "recycling" single fart by passing it between two people, normally whilst sleeping butt to butt.
The happy couple unwittingly played fart pong all night after an evening meal of baked beans!
by melo gelato August 3, 2010
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Smitts Pong

An alternative to beer pong; it includes 2 players, ping pong paddles, ping pong balls, lots of beer, and cigarettes (which do not have to be smoked). Each player puts a can of beer on their side, at the same spot respective to each player. Cigarettes are stuck upright in the opening of the cap. The players volley until you strike the can, in which the other player has to take a gulp of beer; if the cigarette is knocked over, the player has to drink the rest of the beer. Play until content with drunkenness. 'Smitts" comes from the combination of the two original players last names who invented it.
Hey man, want to play some Smitts Pong with me? its the new shit screw beer pong.
by Spying_Fuzzball November 27, 2011
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schlong pong

BigDaddy Schlong Pong slapped the ball with his Schlong making it go an outstanding distance
by SchlongPongium November 13, 2013
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peter pong

Peter Pong - another term for masturbation.
"Dude are you still playing Peter Pong"
"Yeah I'm almost at the finals!"
by LuckyMar713 December 27, 2014
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future pong

regular beer pong except you wear binocular glasses when playing. cups appear much closer than actually are. extremely difficult when hammered...
Joel: Hey Tyler you wanna play some future pong?
Tyler: Yeah man I already got the hands free binoculars and the cups out!
by albert338 December 18, 2015
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