plantsexual

Either a shitty attempt at being a mocking homophobe or someone who needs to touch some fucking grass.

Person 1: Hey, can I tell you something?
Person 2: Yeah what?
Person 1: I'm plantsexual.
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me? What type of person shoves a fucking cactus up your ass? Adios, we are no longer friends.

by smokey-skies March 18, 2022

joy-pantsing

to stake out or case a clothing store's dressing room, waiting for somebody to sling their pants over a partition wall in hopes of grabbing the pair, hastily sliding them on over your own and running about before eventually abandoning the pants at an undisclosed location.

"dude, i was like trying on some slacks at AE when some douche grabbed my dockers and went joy-pantsing. it bummed me out. where the popped collars at?"

by biped666 October 9, 2008

Chubb pants

A person who has large pants. Or a word made from chubby chaser.

You are such a chubb pants Chounaird*o!

by Maseman April 15, 2009

War Pants

A type of britches that all little warriors don before going into battle.

I hope you put your war pants on today, that new boss is a nugdug.

by Dr. T. Willie True April 20, 2009

Asshole pants

A person who acts like a jerk all day long, is wearing their asshole pants.

Everything seems to be bothering Tomas today. He must be wearing his asshole pants!

by DJug July 26, 2019

jiggle pants

Flared pants.
Pants that give unnatural amount of ass jiggle no matter how skinny you are.

Todd: Damn girl, your ass jiggling everywhere with those jiggle pants
David: goddammit todd, stop looking at my ass!

by UncleRonald June 21, 2020

Dickhead Pants

Baggy high waisted jeans women think are cool, but are not.

Mom jeans that make hot women look like fat divorcees.

"Damn, she is fine!"
'Yeah...but she's got them dickhead pants on. Hard pass.'

by Twinkletits2017 March 31, 2021