naughty potty

The act of explaining you are going to go "number 2" (excreting feces from the anal cavity) but in a modern day hip and clean way.

Oh man I want to continue playing world of warcraft, but I have to take a naughty potty!

by rodstewert February 13, 2008

Petty Ass Bitch

Loves getting under peoples skin, even if it hurts them emotionality, mentally, or physically. And loves when people get upset over shit they say or do!!

I love being a petty ass bitch, my girl kayona is a petty ass bitch too!

by Bevins42215 July 17, 2017

Million Dollar Puthy

Having an expensive puthy, like the one on Trump's neck

Man, that girl got a million dollar puthy

by deadputhy December 27, 2020

Squid Game Sus Patty

When a group of gentlemen gamble all testicles by a series of gruesome games for a great cash winning prize. When one is casted out of the group by a loss, ones sack will be abruptly destroyed in what ever way is chosen (This applys to any game).

Yeah me and the fellas participated in a quick round of "Squid Game Sus Patty". Jared totally left with a pancake.

by Carpentrez October 16, 2021

Pitty Purchasing

A secret form of manipulation commonly used by 4-14 year olds to get what they want. They often use this after receiving bad news, going to do or have just done something hard, or after doing something good. They use pitty as a good excuse to buy or do something that they would normally not be able to do or buy otherwise.

-Moooommmmmm, the dentist really hurt!!! Can we go to the toy store?
-No.
-Please........... It really hurts...............Owwwww.......
-No.

2 minutes later

-I'm sorry for being so annoying.... I'm over it....Owwwww.
-Would you stop trying to get me to do pitty purchasing. And we didn't even go to the dentist, you got a haircut.
-Awkward....

by sportsdude88 March 16, 2010

Patty Boots

Serving to oneself while in a group circle of hackey sack.

Stevo: "There goes Justin serving the sack to himself again!"

Jerome: "Yeah...he's such a Patty Boot!"

Hey Patty Boots, toss it to someone else! We didn't form this circle to watch you play with your sack!

by Buck Sutro April 23, 2011

Petty LaBelle

When you're being the Grand Diva of pettiness, just like Patti LaBelle is the Grand Diva of Soul and R&B. You exhibit your pettiness through fascinating creativity and an unmatched dramatic flair.

Qwettah wrote a status message telling EVERYONE about Reina's accidental nose dive off the stage during her talent show performance, attached a pic of Eddie King, Jr. singing , with the caption: "Nights like this I wish that Reina would fall!!" She is sooooo Petty LaBelle!!

by QwettasQuotes July 14, 2017