horn puppy

A horn puppy is pretty much the same as a horn DOG, but a little more specific. It is used to describe someone who is perfectly sweet and charming but only wants to get in your pants. The difference between this and horn dog is that the horn dog doesn't bother being sweet or charming. It can also be defined as someone who uses the dumb "puppy-dog look" and licks their lips in a provocative way simultaneously.

Girl 1: Omg Nick is SUCH a horn puppy!
Girl 2: I know, right?

by Clo-bo and Mo-bo June 3, 2009

Human Puppet Show

Having one’s right hand in one person’s ass and the left hand in another person’s ass and hitting the right nerves to force them into a humorous conversation preferably to entertain others. A young Marquis de Sade used to practice this at dinner parties in Paris much to the delight of his sexually deviant party guests. It is speculated that this is where the term “talking out of one’s ass” was derived from.

A large balding man is slouched over with his pants down to his knees and next to him is a young maiden of twenty-one years of age who is on her hands and knees with the bottom of her dress pulled up to her waist. The one and only Marquis de Sade is positioned behind the two, a hand buried in each ass.

Jacques, the butler: Ladies and gentlemen, the Human Puppet Show!

(Thunderous applause)

Maiden: Ohh, ahhhhh, Knock, Knock!

Balding man: Hmmph! Uhhn. Who…the …Fuuuck…ahhh…is there!?

Maiden: Eeeh! Ohh! ANITA!!!

Balding man: Ohhyeeooww! Anita fucking who!!??

Maiden: Uhhhmp…Ohhh! Anita fucking dick in me!

Laughter abounds from the crowd!

by theinstigator October 18, 2016

Chest Puppies

Perfect breast, brings you to an awe.. like two cute puppies.

When you see a pair of breast so right, you just cannot take your eyes off.

"Hey yo, Gaybe! Check out the Chest Puppies on that dime!"

"Daaaaaamn son! I'd off my unborn child to milk those utters !

by DirtyMoney710 January 3, 2018

Panting Puppy

The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.

Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning

by DoctorZig February 6, 2018

Lil Puppy

1. A guy who looks sweet but is actually hard.

2. A Soundcloud rapper from the North Jersey Area

"Remember when that quiet lightskin kid beat that guy up "

"Hey bro hes a lil puppy"

by Lavar Tupac June 24, 2019

Favorite puppy

Favorite puppy: a slang term meaning or referring to something you like/prefer or meaning something that is awesome. Originating from the popular American youtuber Ted Nivison first brought up on his podcast Chuckle Sandwich episode #20 featuring Charlie slimecicle and jschlatt

ted: "I just won the lottery!"

charlie: "that's Favorite puppy."

by Squirrley_10 June 22, 2021

gloucester glove puppet

Masturbating your parter with a fist full of stinging nettles.

After entering the overgrown wood, Chris insisted Grace give him a Gloucester glove puppet.

by Rainman68 July 15, 2014